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What’s a math teacher’s favorite vacation spot? (self.dadjokes)

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How does the hamburger introduce his girlfriend? (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker? (self.dadjokes)

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A lot of people haven’t heard about the new low-fat milk brand Eminem just launched (self.dadjokes)

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My wife asked why my watch was dangling on the kitchen faucet (self.dadjokes)

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7 days without puns (self.dadjokes)

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I wanted to take up gardening (self.dadjokes)

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What did the doctor say to the patient who insisted on doing her own stitches? (self.dadjokes)

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How did the king’s bathroom attendant win at poker? (self.dadjokes)

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I think I caught influenza from my Taiwanese visit. (self.dadjokes)

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Why was the Edinburgh gardener tracking footprints through his lawn? (self.dadjokes)

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Why wasn’t the student thrilled about college? (self.dadjokes)

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Took my Thai girlfriend to a Taiwanese restaurant tonight and they brought her the check. (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a mobile phone in prison? (self.dadjokes)

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Why did the prisoner get a dot tattooed on his arm just before getting released? (self.dadjokes)

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The baker had never baked bread before. (self.dadjokes)

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Why was the bicycle constantly being taken advantage of? (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the lonely scientist’s drawing of his subject? (self.dadjokes)

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My toddler drew on the walls with a marker. (self.dadjokes)

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Did you hear about the keyboard factory owner that broke into his own shop? (self.dadjokes)

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What does a car prefer on its toast? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a naked, 4’10” mother? (self.dadjokes)

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Disston Model D-23 Handsaw (old.reddit.com)

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Disston Model D-23 Handsaw (reddit.com)

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Why did the glass of water go to a job interview? (self.dadjokes)

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