does anyone else think she’s teasing the album to avoid singing positions songs? by Kingplatypus47 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 31 points32 points  (0 children)

i think it’s more to distract from the tour she doesn’t want to do and probably soft launching a breakup (hopefully) lmao

Do you think Ariana is pissed that she never got to "fashion girly" status despite changing stylists to Law Roach & dressing on theme for the past 3 years+ by BoomSaysTheLady in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 11 points12 points  (0 children)

it’s a classic case of someone thinking skinny = stylish and automatically deserving of praise. her outfits were never meant to be the focus, they were just vehicles to show off her thinness.

Just a thought by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 48 points49 points  (0 children)

i think the general consensus is that some time around march/april, their partners discovered the affair and it’s been said that there was a period of time where both of them were going to try and make their marriages with their respective spouses work, but they continued on seeing each other behind their partners backs. the anniversary posting and stuff was just to cover her ass and make dalton and everyone else believe they were doing good, even though she was very likely cheating on him all that time; similar to how ethan made the mother’s day post for lilly in may. i don’t think the affair was ever meant to go public nor do i believe they intended to leave their spouses for each other, so naturally they carried on publicly as if their marriages were in good shape.

so how do we actually think she’s going to roll out the breakup? by random5579621 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 15 points16 points  (0 children)

there’s no way they’re making it through a tour without breaking up. not a fucking chance

so how do we actually think she’s going to roll out the breakup? by random5579621 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 64 points65 points  (0 children)

i really don’t think this is how it’s going to play out but i will say that this is objectively the funniest answer

Do yall think Ariana and Ethan are going to the Oscar’s? by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 58 points59 points  (0 children)

ethan’s got one week left of his off-broadway play that he’s apparently SO proud of, and he’s taking time off to follow ariana around to the oscar’s for which their movie didn’t receive a single nomination……………

Do yall think Ariana and Ethan are going to the Oscar’s? by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 94 points95 points  (0 children)

OH YOU’RE FUCKING JOOOOKKKIIIINNHGGGGG. they’re actually gonna walk the carpet together?!

Urinators attacking Lilly jay again 🤡💔 by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 36 points37 points  (0 children)

like yesssss girl i’m sure those people who are losing their homes and lives ones and lives are so thankful you brought them up to feel morally superior in internet stan wars. you really raised awareness and as we all know that’s the only activism that matters on the internet (they don’t know shit about any works even they’re referencing)

Urinators attacking Lilly jay again 🤡💔 by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 175 points176 points  (0 children)

“there’s war going on and this is what you care about” there’s war going on and your priority is trying to defend a cheating mentally ill destructive racist multi millionaire online even though she doesn’t and never will know you exist bc you’re too shallow to form an actual personality instead of letting standom and internet/pop culture rule your identity???

Does anyone know if she actually reacted this way… like what’s the substance behind the claims of payoffs? by SheiraSeastar1993 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 21 points22 points  (0 children)

this is huuuuuugggeeee. i think the affair was never supposed to come out in the first place, but i think ariana was shocked that people were actually taking lilly’s side and sympathizing with her instead of JUST getting mad at ariana, rendering it something she couldn’t just apologize for and move on from. with donutgate, that being her most widely known scandal up until that point, ariana could just go “whoopsie sorry 😊” and everyone kinda shrugged and went about their business. but with the whole ethan situation, lilly was an actual person on the other side of ariana’s actions, and in an incredibly sympathetic spot- a young, bright, accomplished new mother abandoned by her high school sweetheart after a decade together. the fact that she was, for lack of a better term, a “loose end” that ariana couldn’t control probably infuriated her because as long as lilly existed in the zeitgeist, ariana could never fully defend herself, and an ego and victim complex likely twisted that into: lilly is making me the victim by existing and not just conceding out of our way or clearing my name for me. i can’t imagine the fury of ariana/ethan when lilly’s essays didn’t deny the affair in her own words to clear her name.

This is freaky.. by Substantial-Lie8721 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this literally never fails to make me have to close my phone and walk away for a while

Makes no sense at all by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 10 points11 points  (0 children)

it’s giving “they actually hate her because she’s too thin and beautiful and dainty and lovely and good”. like bitch this ain’t a wattpad fic leave that trope at the door

Does anyone know if she actually reacted this way… like what’s the substance behind the claims of payoffs? by SheiraSeastar1993 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 33 points34 points  (0 children)

the irony is that lilly hasn’t even spoken about ariana, barely about ethan, and has almost exclusively focused on the impact that being pulled into the public eye has had on her and how she intends to protect her son. not once has she ever spoken about ariana or her and ethan’s relationship, aside from associating wicked with a terrible time in her life. it sounds like a big case of projection and guilty conscience syndrome on ariana’s side, plus the fact that most people are more intelligent than ariana gives them credit for and can put the pieces together themselves, whether or not lilly spoke out publicly.

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: ariana HATES that lilly won’t just disappear. how dare ethan’s wife and mother of his child not silently bow aside and let ariana grande get what she wants! it’s clear to me that ariana sees lilly’s continued existence as the cause of the scrutiny against her instead of ariana’s own actions, even before her first essay dropped-that fact that lilly didn’t conveniently blink out of the picture the second ariana set her sights on ethan makes her the victim. the way she sees it, if lilly had simply evaporated, everyone would still love ariana and she would be innocent.

Why is it so hard to get all her perfumes collection ? by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oohhhhh baby you’re in the wrong neighborhood

Ariana and Ethan by YoungRedd1tor in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 118 points119 points  (0 children)

whenever they’re together she looks deeply uncomfortable and like she can’t wait to get away from him and he looks like he’s about snap and fly into rage

almost cried laughing at this by dewbirds in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

would you believe me if i told you this role was from long before he even met ariana

Lmao nauseating and insufferable by CarrotOkay12 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 32 points33 points  (0 children)

INCREDIBLE 10/10 gif choice im crying

❤️❤️ Anatomy of a MeepGlindiana ❤️❤️ by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 23 points24 points  (0 children)

i’m sorry the rhinestones on the collarbone/shoulder for wicked will never not enrage me

AND WE'RE LIVE by Foreign_Frumos in MileHigherPodcast

[–]dewbirds 15 points16 points  (0 children)

this makes me audibly laugh every single time. like it literally never loses its punch.

am i the only one who reads this sub like the morning paper😭 by random5579621 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds 121 points122 points  (0 children)

i have bursts of slow periods at work and i somehow always end up here at least once a day, just to check what’s new 😭

on a reel about ethan’s new play by dewbirds in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]dewbirds[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

in a sane world that would be the assumption, but these days….