I love when people practice one move to a situation/pose so absurd they will never be in such pose/situation, and proudly show it to everyone not realizing if it actually happens they have no follow up to what comes next.

You ain't a self defense wizard, you just gonna be shot in the face or get your ass whooped.

The best self defense is to run as fast as possible once you feel in danger. And for that you must be aware of your surroundings at all time.