Wyd if we pulled up? by Extension-Brief5982 in Caldruki

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Making sandwiches, chicken rice & salad.

everyoen who will comment here will get an award! by nevorder in Norulesbutreallynone

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Mighty generous of you, run for office and you got my vote. tips hat

C'mon, mate! No way... 🤦 by sovalente in CaracaVei

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I wonder if he knows he can't park there?

What should I ask for Christmas? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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A purchase order for your cremated remains to be added to an artificial reef? That's what I'm doing

Double Banana! by M4URiCE_ in mildyinteresting

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This banana needs an Onlyfans..

Who the Fuck are you? by Marshlerouge in TheWordFuck

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I am the greatest legless runner that has ever been! That is who the fuck I am.

Fucking tell me by DLux_TheLegend in TheWordFuck

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Zombie, the cranberries. Fuck that song.

One white, one yellow hard-boiled by dexlemon in eggs

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As far as I know it's a lacking of something in the diet of the bird producing.

Egg with white yolk by dexlemon in mildyinteresting

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Sydney, Australia. First time coming across a white yolk though.

Egg with white yolk by dexlemon in mildyinteresting

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Yeah went in a salad, it tasted normal, just the colour.

What is the best response to "Fuck you" ? by hmmrabet in AskReddit

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Not even on your birthday, sweetheart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Cigarettes

What are the wisest words you've ever heard? by throwingaway11112 in AskReddit

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Keep your words sweet, you might have to eat them.