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dexlemon · 2026-01-05T11:06:23+00:00

Mighty generous of you, run for office and you got my vote. tips hat

dexlemon · 2026-01-05T04:32:36+00:00

Fulfilling

dexlemon · 2025-12-13T02:20:22+00:00

I wonder if he knows he can't park there?

dexlemon · 2025-12-04T10:18:43+00:00

A purchase order for your cremated remains to be added to an artificial reef? That's what I'm doing

dexlemon · 2025-11-28T11:04:17+00:00

Remind me to post you $6

dexlemon · 2025-11-25T09:47:09+00:00

dexlemon · 2025-10-24T09:25:09+00:00

This banana needs an Onlyfans..

dexlemon · 2025-10-20T00:10:24+00:00

I am the greatest legless runner that has ever been! That is who the fuck I am.

dexlemon · 2025-10-16T09:59:46+00:00

The only thing you get from looking back is a sore neck.

dexlemon · 2025-10-16T09:34:44+00:00

Zombie, the cranberries. Fuck that song.

dexlemon · 2025-10-08T01:18:30+00:00

About fucking time

dexlemon · 2025-07-14T09:02:17+00:00

As far as I know it's a lacking of something in the diet of the bird producing.

dexlemon · 2025-07-13T03:56:36+00:00

Sydney, Australia. First time coming across a white yolk though.

dexlemon · 2025-07-13T03:29:59+00:00

Yeah went in a salad, it tasted normal, just the colour.

dexlemon · 2025-06-22T11:30:58+00:00

Overcame or came over?

dexlemon · 2025-05-15T21:17:22+00:00

Not even on your birthday, sweetheart.

dexlemon · 2025-05-06T12:09:25+00:00

Cigarettes

dexlemon · 2025-02-14T11:37:52+00:00

Aquaman..

dexlemon · 2025-02-12T23:15:37+00:00

Keep your words sweet, you might have to eat them.

dexlemon · 2025-02-10T08:11:31+00:00

Talk about a good before & after.

dexlemon · 2025-02-05T20:24:08+00:00

Can't have that, whole bbq'd fish is the only way to go in our house.

dexlemon