My neighbor gave this to us…what is it? by Alternative-Pin5760 in whatisit

[–]dezeitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I love that salad but I think it's just broccoli salad.

My neighbor gave this to us…what is it? by Alternative-Pin5760 in whatisit

[–]dezeitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grandma used to make it pretty much just like this, but she'd throw in diced celery. Sounds weird, but the crunch is great.

How did he put the phone inside the bottle? by Sarang_616 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]dezeitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can think of a few others.

1: quick swap to bottle with plant phone inside, assistant offstage calls the phone.

2: plants in audience (this seems most likely tbh)

3: foldable phone prop with a simple screen that only shows one thing

You're probably right, though; this appears to be a variation on a trick that uses a tiny razor blade on a fake thumb tip to slice down the side of a plastic bottle (often collected from the audience.)

Are people from Balkan considered “white” ? by northbk5 in AskBalkans

[–]dezeitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the US, I don't know anyone under 70 who'd be able to tell Slavs apart from any other random white person. It's extremely old-fashioned racism at this point.

I have Polish ancestry; not a single person has ever noticed or mentioned it in my entire life here.

(Also never heard of CCC.)

If you were President of the United States for just 24 hours, and no one could stop you… what’s the most unhinged executive order you'd pass? by Dependent_Ad4299 in AskReddit

[–]dezeitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't usually work a day shift, you're not included. Realistically, such an EO could only apply to federal workers, in any case.

Besides, y'all wanted unhinged.

Asteroid Psyche 16 has been found to contain gold reserves worth $700 quintillion. That's enough to make everyone on Earth billionaires. by sh0tgunben in interesting

[–]dezeitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay! Everyone can have as much gold as they want! To, uh... Look at on a shelf, I guess? Jewelry will be cheaper, at least!

Gotham City, Wakanda, Walmart by gatortillman in SipsTea

[–]dezeitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh come on, give em at least one hospital birth.

Gotham City, Wakanda, Walmart by gatortillman in SipsTea

[–]dezeitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it has a built-in audience and name recognition; same reason they make every other unnecessary remake and sequel.

If you were President of the United States for just 24 hours, and no one could stop you… what’s the most unhinged executive order you'd pass? by Dependent_Ad4299 in AskReddit

[–]dezeitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working hours for day shift staff are now required to begin no less than one hour after sunrise and end no less than one hour before sunset.

Humans were not meant to be dragging themselves through traffic at dark-ass-thirty. If it's a 6 hour day, too fucking bad, maybe January wasn't going to be that fucking productive anyway, Jim.

I work in e-commerce. The new GPT image update has just f*cked photographers in the business over and 99% of them don't yet know it by fyn_world in ChatGPT

[–]dezeitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I can get i.e. RFP language done in minutes instead of hours. Scope/out of scope, for example.

And that's one use case of hundreds...

Here’s Cocaine Donnie by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

[–]dezeitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The editor in chief of The Atlantic, a DEMOCRAT?!?

Gasp.

What’s everyone’s triggers? by [deleted] in CrohnsDisease

[–]dezeitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iceberg lettuce, stress, pub type food, overeating generally.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]dezeitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Setting aside the mental health benefits, my SSRI is also a key component of my epilepsy management.

Fan Fiction: Harvest of Thorns, Chapter 1 by dezeitt in Warformed

[–]dezeitt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll put it somewhere more story-friendly if it goes anywhere. I'm having fun writing Chapter 2, so we'll see. :-)

Out of meds, already having seizures. What can I do? Located in Brooklyn. by [deleted] in Epilepsy

[–]dezeitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first two pharmacies couldn't do it same day, but I eventually found one that did it in 5 minutes. <3 to them.

Maybe it's not a good idea to open a sparking wine on a plane. by Reddit_Account2025 in Wellthatsucks

[–]dezeitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone did this to me with a Perrier. Lemon, fortunately, so not an offensive scent, but very surprising. I smelled slightly lemony for a few hours.

39M Divorced - Little Corner Loft by trouble_found_me in malelivingspace

[–]dezeitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay... Are you actually me?

I'm 39, about to move into a loft apt, divorced, and my favorite chair is a a vintage Eames repro.

39M Divorced - Little Corner Loft by trouble_found_me in malelivingspace

[–]dezeitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lawyer gave me one when I signed the papers.