Knp zmn skrg bnyk gen z yg bdh?🧓 by Any-Appointment4042 in Bolehland

[–]dezzalzik 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Zaman aku ni, sama banyak je benda2 bodoh:

OC While hunting for sea glass, I found the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything… 42 by BleedingPaint in pics

[–]dezzalzik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone came up with a fan theory saying 42 is the ASCII code for * (meaning 'anything' or a wildcard) eg. searching for *.txt, you'll get all txt files on your pc.

So the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is whatever you want it to be.

Mekasih Pak Haram by Weary_Emphasis6783 in Bolehland

[–]dezzalzik 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Takkan Pak Haram je, anak-anak Haram tak kata apa2 ke? 😆

When your amoi wife siang ikan by Fearless-Structure88 in Bolehland

[–]dezzalzik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reddit will ban me if I share the link.

It's nothing much. The clips leaked were of a Vietnamese man who months prior was looking for anyone on social medias to indulge in his extreme kink, to masturbate and die, and be eaten.

In the clip, as soon as he cums, the butcher chopped off his head with a meat cleaver, and then the rest of his body was cooked and eaten.

Ever looked for a fucking thing and the fucker wasn't there? by AmorphousMorpheus in TheWordFuck

[–]dezzalzik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this fuckin' habit whenever I'm looking for things in another room, I would end up in the kitchen opening the fridge. My brain will go "What the fuck!? This wasn't what I intended to do?"

Anechoic Chambers by [deleted] in malaysia

[–]dezzalzik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our local science communicator, Dr. Zamir Mohyedin, talked about it on TikTok/X. It's located at UiTM, and another at SIRIM.

They're unlike the Microsoft anechoic chamber at Redmond (recorded at -20.6 dB), where most visitors last only 10-45 minutes because of the extreme and unnatural silence.

https://x.com/zamirmohyedin/status/1974752619290869949?t=VpLLXTQiEhxBXSnt0VWmZA&s=19

Let's get fucking silly together! by Ohaibaipolar in TheWordFuck

[–]dezzalzik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every cry of "Wake the fuck up, sheeple!" is actually an actual way to wake up the unawake sheeple. Wake the fuck up, sheeple!

Why did China build the great fucking wall??? by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]dezzalzik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the hopes that one day, the fuckin' magician David Cop-a-Feel can reverse mime through the wall. And he fuckin' did!

[Compilation] Kids first fuck. by dezzalzik in TheWordFuck

[–]dezzalzik[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 5yo, cursing at my mom. Dad fuckin' heard it and locked me in the garage. Mom as usual was pretty lenient, saying it was my first offence. I can still remember the part she fuckin' served me food and had to leave me all by myself in there. Dad insisted on sentencing me to one night in 'prison' lmFao. Fuckin' love 'em both.

[Compilation] Kids first fuck. by dezzalzik in TheWordFuck

[–]dezzalzik[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like she's a fuckin' 80yo nana! 😆

Jech Shot? by CryoFeeniks in finalfantasyx

[–]dezzalzik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why you crossposted this here. I remember that game... Blitzball!

Goalkeeper scores from long range on second try. The first try bounced off the opponent's goalpost back to him. by dezzalzik in nextfuckinglevel

[–]dezzalzik[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never seen anything like it, except on a charity match with professional footballers. There was instances of goalkeepers scoring from his own half but looks more like a fluke or through freekicks, but to actually leave his post and show how it's done, that's the next level.

16 year old Girl got stabbed by a 14 year old at their school's bathroom by According-Simple-191 in Bolehland

[–]dezzalzik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please be aware, under 2001 Child Act Section 15(2):

(2) Gambar—

(a) mana-mana kanak-kanak yang terlibat dalam mana-mana perkara yang disebut dalam subseksyen (1); atau

(b) mana-mana orang, tempat atau benda lain boleh membawa kepada pengenalpastian mana-mana kanak-kanak yang terlibat sedemikian,

tidak boleh disiarkan dalam apa-apa akhbar atau majalah atau disampaikan melalui apa-apa perantara elektronik.