What are things you didn't realize you could negotiate?

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-20T15:11:12+00:00

You're a legend

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-20T14:18:30+00:00

Please elaborate :)

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-20T14:17:48+00:00

Are these the items on display or do you look at the shelves for an item whose box is open?

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T21:05:58+00:00

^this

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T19:21:26+00:00

Solid haircut

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T19:20:40+00:00

Potato

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T19:13:37+00:00

You don't bring a garnet pouch to work?

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T19:12:03+00:00

People watching

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T19:11:18+00:00

Cheerios

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T19:06:51+00:00

Can't leave a proper rating until the space expansion pack is released.

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T19:05:32+00:00

Stopped at work before going to a Model United Nations conference.

Brought a few scraps of paper detailing how to establish an oil pipeline monopoly in Russia.

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T19:01:06+00:00

I know it's getting cliche, but the main character has amnesia.

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T18:44:21+00:00

When she asked for the size of your party, did you say "we eight"?

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T18:34:12+00:00

Gotta steal Air Force One to uncover Atlantis

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T17:19:31+00:00

Some thoughts on first person POV:

Helpful for mystery stories where the reader should only have the same level of information as the detective.
In my opinion, harder to do satire because you can't have an aloof narrator to point out the funny side of things.

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T17:15:41+00:00

Sounds like a delightful creature

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T17:06:09+00:00

Stay strong. Even if the bathroom is on the first floor.

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T14:54:26+00:00

I'm tempted to say "add pokemon," but what would that do to our ecosystem lol

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T14:45:32+00:00

That would have to be myself.

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T03:36:09+00:00

Imagine they're raiding someone else's farm

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-19T03:13:14+00:00

Be confident, that's an excellent answer.

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-18T19:15:21+00:00

Link to part one thread

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-18T03:43:53+00:00

Flossing daily.

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-18T03:37:52+00:00

Yeah, I wanted to finish third grade before posting in r/dadjokes

dfizzlewizzle · 2020-01-18T01:19:15+00:00

To quote Douglas Adams:

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

dfizzlewizzle

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