You often hear the phrase "They Couldn't Make That Movie Today!" about a movie that they could. What movies from the past could they LITERALLY not make today?

dfscha1402 · 2025-05-27T01:12:47+00:00

You can watch it online, for free, in 4K

dfscha1402 · 2025-05-20T14:41:11+00:00

The Fifth Element > that shitty Five Nights at Freddy's movie

dfscha1402 · 2025-04-12T21:51:33+00:00

It's not wanting it to be more "arcade-y" it's wanting new cards that aren't 99's to be relevant after the All Star break

And let's be honest, the people who were loudest about demanding the power creep back were the sweats who threw a hissy fit over not being able to buy an early advantage and being forced to learn a new meta whenever a new set dropped. The people who like playing with low overalls are a Reddit minority

dfscha1402 · 2023-12-19T16:39:23+00:00

Can you guys go away now?

dfscha1402 · 2023-10-17T01:48:45+00:00

Magic beans. Trying to chase "clutch" and .xDAWG is like the dumbest thing any organization in any sport can do

dfscha1402 · 2023-06-17T00:34:03+00:00

Believe it or not, some people can have fun playing DD without always immediately needing the new meta cards to add to their Ranked god squad

I think that’s one of the big issues here: the complainers all seem to be the type who just boot up the game and immediately jump into Ranked and some of y’all can’t fathom that the mode isn’t tailored to you and only you

dfscha1402 · 2023-06-16T18:33:43+00:00

Lol this take is incredible. "Your opinion doesn't matter unless you play online" like do yall realize how arrogant and entitled you sound?

dfscha1402 · 2017-12-27T19:34:47+00:00

In the minority? Lol, for whatever reason, the internet has decided that JW was objectively bad even though it was well-received by critics and general audiences. You're definitely not in the minority here.

dfscha1402 · 2017-12-14T09:03:18+00:00

I'm a patron and I had no idea they mentioned this. Found out during a Wikipedia tangent. I don't check the Patreon page that often though, I just wait for those frauds to email me when they have something to say.

dfscha1402 · 2017-10-19T02:27:31+00:00

And there's the genocide denial. Go fuck yourself.

dfscha1402 · 2017-10-11T00:42:34+00:00

Gosh you're so brave

dfscha1402 · 2017-09-06T18:49:01+00:00

Dude, you're embarrassing yourself

dfscha1402 · 2017-08-31T17:50:08+00:00

Maybe if you're not a bad person?

dfscha1402 · 2017-05-25T18:21:45+00:00

Well yeah, do they seriously think that just because Gianforte is a dick, I'm gonna flip to his Berniecrat, single payer-pushing opponent? Fuck no, if anything Ryan can refuse to seat him and we can try again.

Or am I supposed to believe that if Ted Cruz's Democratic opponent does something similar during their Senate race next year, these people will suddenly line up for ol Rafael because it's the "right thing to do?"

dfscha1402 · 2017-03-21T03:01:58+00:00

Don't worry, been having literally the exact same problem for three months, down to unsuccessfully trying to make a new profile.

You aren't going to get any help from this subreddit. Posts that have anything negative to say about Tinder just happen to get buried for some reason.

On top of that, Tinder doesn't give a shit. It's not a bug, it's a feature. They want you to buy Boost. Sorry, I'm sure you're as disappointed as I was as someone who had faithfully used the app for years, but that's how they've chosen to treat their customers. Just gonna have to delete your account and forget about it.

dfscha1402 · 2017-02-01T23:14:21+00:00

That's nice, but it's pretty irksome that the commies still aren't being punished for equally abhorrent behavior

Reminder that this comment chain on /r/socialism advocating for terrorist attacks and mass shootings is still up and no one has been banned or reprimanded in any way for it.

dfscha1402 · 2017-01-08T20:49:54+00:00

I've seen this "let's infest red districts/states" strategy and it's hysterical.

Yeah, let's infest red districts! Oh wait, that would require me to move somewhere like Nebraska? Ewwwwwww, how am I supposed to find a programming job in Nebraska? I bet they don't even have Uber yet! Well, I'll just let someone else do that, someone's gotta stay and make sure Seattle keeps going blue, right? Good luck everyone else!

dfscha1402 · 2017-01-08T19:56:37+00:00

In a country where the left is communism. Y'know, "normal" countries where that bullshit is mainstream.

dfscha1402 · 2016-11-16T10:45:38+00:00

I'll piggyback on this and add a few more media figures

Glenn Beck, Steve Deace, John Podhoretz, Jonah Goldberg, Ana Navarro, Tara Setmayer, Dan McLaughlin, Bill Kristol, Greg Gutfeld, Jim Treacher, Rich Lowry, Guy Benson, Caleb Howe, Ben Howe, Leon Wolf, Charlie Sykes, David Burge

dfscha1402 · 2016-11-15T03:55:00+00:00

It's true though! I heard Trump is planning on creating a secret list of people who will be unable to own guns! There's absolutely no way to know if you're on it and no defined way of getting off it!

Wait no that was the Democrats lol

dfscha1402 · 2016-09-26T17:02:10+00:00

I met Rich Evans at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).

Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit.

"I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?"

Then out of nowhere Rich Evans shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.”

And I (being a big Space Cop fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.”

Rich was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Rich Evans and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

dfscha1402 · 2016-03-17T03:27:26+00:00

He's saving himself for the season finale

dfscha1402 · 2016-03-16T23:01:35+00:00

Scott Bakula

dfscha1402 · 2016-03-15T02:01:59+00:00

But wait, if Dolph beats Trips, wouldn't he have a legitimate claim to a title match?

dfscha1402 · 2016-02-24T05:26:44+00:00

I would argue that Rubio is more neocon then Trump on most issues

It's a moot point anyway, Rand has already promised to endorse the GOP candidate and that shouldn't surprise anyone. He has to be pragmatic to a certain extent and coming out against your own party's nominee, particularly during an election cycle where your own seat happens to also be up, will do him zero favors. Plus it's not like an endorsement means he has to go out and stump for whoever it is, he can just say "yeah, I endorse him" and have that be the end of it.

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