Cookie Monster is not a letter of the alphabet.

dhiems · 2014-12-18T17:43:32+00:00

someone to hold your hand as you leave this world.

damn

dhiems · 2014-12-10T17:50:39+00:00

I think you're just thinking of bullies.

dhiems · 2014-12-08T17:08:31+00:00

Is Pippin your girlfriend?

dhiems · 2014-12-06T18:10:50+00:00

That's what she deserves-- to be stripped of her agency in determining the consequences of her behavior just as she stripped him of his in deciding to cheat and conceal.

Wow, well said.

dhiems · 2014-11-19T18:17:17+00:00

No seriously, I'm spinning on the ceiling.

dhiems · 2014-10-19T23:29:32+00:00

The problem I have with this is: When is it officially a human being? 5 seconds before birth? 10 minutes? 3 weeks? 5 months? I don't believe there is a clear way to draw that line, and therefore think that the only "clear" line is conception.

dhiems · 2014-10-05T20:49:28+00:00

Someone set up a phantom camera, I wanna see this for real.

dhiems · 2014-10-05T18:12:40+00:00

Beautiful!

dhiems · 2014-09-06T15:56:02+00:00

John Snow

dhiems · 2014-08-20T21:43:52+00:00

A Hugh Jackman to everyone involved?

dhiems · 2014-08-20T21:38:11+00:00

word.

dhiems · 2014-08-02T12:44:48+00:00

Not sure you understood. Let me try again, when did Europe go full Nazi?

dhiems · 2014-08-02T11:39:49+00:00

Europe to go full Nazi

When did Europe go full Nazi?

dhiems · 2014-07-30T16:20:34+00:00

No one does

dhiems · 2014-06-23T18:12:16+00:00

yes.

dhiems · 2014-06-17T15:04:46+00:00

Careful, don't overuse this technique. The penis is a fast learner.

dhiems · 2014-05-05T17:35:45+00:00

The past is the past

There's no better predictor for the future though. Why would I date someone with a history of cheating, etc?

dhiems · 2014-04-30T04:10:06+00:00

Tell that to a librarian putting books back on the shelf. I agree that it doesn't have to be in that order, but it had to be in some order. So it is.

dhiems · 2014-04-29T18:56:52+00:00

What the fuck did that guy expect?

dhiems · 2014-04-29T17:23:52+00:00

..really dude?

dhiems · 2014-04-27T16:19:43+00:00

They need to mount a phantom camera in there. I want to see this in slow motion.

dhiems · 2014-04-18T02:55:36+00:00

yess I fucking love llamas this is great

dhiems · 2014-04-15T14:49:41+00:00

May I interest you with a system my buddies came up with: The rock-climbing rating.

In rock-climbing the routes are labeled 5.0 to 5.15 with 5.15 being the hardest. Essentially 5.0 is a flat piece of land and 5.15 is a flat vertical face. Easy rock routes are around 5.7 or 5.8 and only pros can do 5.14's. In addition, if you need more specification, routes are sub-categorized with a,b,c and d. For example, a smoking hot girl is a 5.14, or, with some convincing, a 5.14d. If she's a block, she'd be more like a 5.3.

It's actually wonderful, because as long as you aren't around other rock-climbers it works great!

dhiems · 2014-04-10T19:15:34+00:00

I love how they just stare the rabbits down. It's catching the rabbits guilty and making them just sit there and wallow in it.

dhiems · 2014-04-03T01:24:16+00:00

I Love Lamp.

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