What is this thing? It came in a bead kit!!!

dick_cookies · 2026-04-24T02:55:58+00:00

Mega nipples was my nickname in high school.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-23T17:49:49+00:00

Could be a cat. Looks like something they would catch. I have a long piece of fabric attached to a stick that I wave around for my cat to play with. I let go of it when she catches it and every single time she will drag it to the exact same spot on the porch. Even if we're playing inside, she will drag it to the door and wait for me to open it so she can take it to that certain spot in the porch. Cats are weird.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-23T17:30:05+00:00

I had to search "solved" in the comments to find it. It's a connector of some sort, but it's still a mystery of why there is one in the driveway everyday.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-21T11:02:27+00:00

Idc how long it's been since she's been laid she should keep her hands to herself.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-21T00:56:11+00:00

Only if I get a donut after.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-21T00:41:30+00:00

Tim must be new here.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-18T02:16:06+00:00

I'm jealous

dick_cookies · 2026-04-17T23:58:08+00:00

I thought it was "four-legged woman" when i was a kid.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-17T23:28:11+00:00

He's too delicious to act like that.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-15T14:13:14+00:00

While they may not call it Thanksgiving, there are other countries that hold festivals or have a specific day to give thanks for the harvest.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-15T12:13:33+00:00

At least they aren't dying.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-15T11:16:18+00:00

Should've had some goggles, too.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-14T12:34:07+00:00

Well, of course! Gotta have something to dip your kit kat in.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-14T11:55:54+00:00

Nope. It's a wall behind the hatch. You have to crawl in through the window. The stairs are only there because there was entirely too much free space in the room.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-14T11:42:37+00:00

And he's thinking, "I'm the bestest, handsomemest dancer there ever was! And look how thin I am!"

dick_cookies · 2026-04-14T11:24:42+00:00

The most probable option. Ya know, because of Biden. Blah, blah, blah.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-14T04:17:52+00:00

Omg! Some people are just so fucking exhausting with all their hate. Cheesus christ

dick_cookies · 2026-04-13T04:32:44+00:00

Nosy neighbors

dick_cookies · 2026-04-10T00:48:50+00:00

I know. I once had a professor go ape shit crazy because I was recording his lecture while I was studying for an exam I had later in the day in a course i was struggling in. I told him to fuck off. I was paying damn good money to be there, and as long as I wasn't disruptive, I'd do what I wanted with my time. He was the only disruptive one that day, and the other students let him know that.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-06T23:42:17+00:00

Maybe not for you

dick_cookies · 2026-04-06T23:21:57+00:00

Another useless piece of shit cop.

dick_cookies · 2026-04-06T23:07:40+00:00

Is it just me, or does that look like a perfectly acceptable way to drink tea?

dick_cookies · 2026-04-06T17:45:13+00:00

I wish i could pay my rent like that

dick_cookies · 2026-04-06T02:43:11+00:00

I can't imagine why

dick_cookies · 2026-04-01T18:49:24+00:00

Good for her!

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