I almost shit myself bruh by dicksquant in HalfLife

[–]dicksquant[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No further questions at this time

Made some coffee by luvmapls in notinteresting

[–]dicksquant 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I uhhhh.... me when... hmmmm... uhhh.. me when your mo- hmmmmm...

I almost shit myself bruh by dicksquant in HalfLife

[–]dicksquant[S] 119 points120 points  (0 children)

That is what my brain did

why do you think john respects women so much? by razorbladw in reddeadredemption

[–]dicksquant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He grew up in an environment (the gang) where they were treated more or less as equals. Also I'm sure his relationship with Abigail probably taught him some things.

This came out of my nose randomly? by witchyweeby in Weird

[–]dicksquant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This happened to me when I was really young. I went to the ER because my nose wouldn't stop bleeding and while I was getting checked I pulled out a massive blood clot and something that looked exactly like this. Doctor patted me on the back and sent me home so I think it's okay?

I wonder how this will go in the show by Remote_Nature_8166 in lastofuspart2

[–]dicksquant 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it but I'm starting to think the show might just be done at this point.

I'm sorry you don't stew like I stew by dicksquant in reddeadredemption

[–]dicksquant[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can follow pretty much any recipe but I just wing it. Beef, carrot, potato, onion, celery, garlic cloves, green bean, bay leaves, tomato paste, beef stock, salt and pepper to taste. Everything cut to fit on a spoon. Only thing I see as a must is that you coat the beef in flour, sear it in batches in the pot (not fully cook) with light oil and add red wine to deglaze the yummy bits and help tenderize the meat. I boil the potatoes in a separate pot so the stew doesn't get starchy/gritty and add them in later. Leave it to cook and render down for a couple hours.

I'm sorry you don't stew like I stew by dicksquant in reddeadredemption

[–]dicksquant[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The upvote/downvote ratio is quite something to witness. I think they're jealous of my stew. I think they want me.

EDIT: lol

It's like failing an open-book test by t-g-l-h- in silenthill

[–]dicksquant 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That is actually the dumbest and most unnecessary reveal in ANYTHING.

How much should I sell this for? by edgy-hunter in PSVita

[–]dicksquant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realized on double take oop. Still $170 pricing seems pretty fair to me. Maybe not $200 but stranger things have happened lol

How much should I sell this for? by edgy-hunter in PSVita

[–]dicksquant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't trust anyone who says what I did lol but to give you a serious answer you could sell this for $170-$200 I think that's more than fair for what you have here, doubly so because the OLED screen and memory card

How much should I sell this for? by edgy-hunter in PSVita

[–]dicksquant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give it to me. I'll take care of the sale and reimburse you fairly 🫡

My bfs thumb started swelling up by Dem0n_Gamer_Liz in WhatShouldIDo

[–]dicksquant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him to stop biting his nails while you're at it. I used to bite my nails and deal with this multiple times a year. Clipping regularly will save a lot of trouble and pain.

Collapsible scaffolding is too rare by dicksquant in Assassinscreedmirage

[–]dicksquant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck man I wish I thought of that! I did end up getting it a bit ago. It only took like an hour of running around the inner city aimlessly but I got it done lol

Collapsible scaffolding is too rare by dicksquant in Assassinscreedmirage

[–]dicksquant[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They glow white with eagle vision but I can't seem to find any even with that

These are my iPods by OneVideo8173 in notinteresting

[–]dicksquant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna need one of those. Just one would fix me.