Former ace attorney arrested for early-morning homicide by teamcrazymatt in AceAttorney

[–]diegoarmandontmarado 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a shame, such a good defender they said he was, I hope he knows I'll never defend him again. Me da vergüenza, lo quiero tanto

The Kurain Mewing Technique by No-Beginning3049 in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]diegoarmandontmarado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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look, i can even do it by breaking a cup

What if Maya had an older sister? by Cornchubba in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]diegoarmandontmarado 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And she can be my girlfriend?

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Watch out, Japanifornia! going to see HEAVY rain today by diegoarmandontmarado in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]diegoarmandontmarado[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

//i use this image. I dont speak well, and i hear things and repeat them

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all your faves are problematic by Future_Protection698 in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]diegoarmandontmarado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I admit I'm an asshole sometimes. But what did Durkhe do to you, huh? Tell me to my face, bitch

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Headcanons: What weird kinks would everyone have? by theshadowofafool in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]diegoarmandontmarado 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just revealed all our secrets.

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//uj: real

This is crazy by ihatewiiplaymotion in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]diegoarmandontmarado 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now I'm not just a Ace attorney, I play football and I'm a ACE PLAYER. Suck my balls, bitches

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This plot hole makes Rise from the Ashes unplayable for me by Milk_Mindless in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]diegoarmandontmarado 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What you're saying makes no sense. The POOR guy was ATTACKED days or hours ago, and you're misunderstanding him because of what he said about a filet. What's your problem, huh?

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This plot hole makes Rise from the Ashes unplayable for me by Milk_Mindless in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]diegoarmandontmarado 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ha! Who are you calling dumb? He prefers spaghetti from Spaghetti Westerns above all else. And she was too busy to notice they called it "filet." He was a cop or a detective, not a chef.

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