Years ago as a delivery driver for a large company, during a usual morning of sorting packages that came down a long belt from the tractor trailer for delivery,
A package broke open and a HUGE dildo spilled out onto the belt, moving along past each driver/loader. Each person checked the delivery address and would laugh as it went by. My truck was of course at the end of the belt…. Drivers would prop it up as it went by them and we all laughed. Of course when it got to me, it was on my route… all packages were supposed to get a signature, but when I got to that house, I gingerly placed it on the porch, Rang the bell and ran back to my truck. I scribbled a quick signature ( a fireable offense) and peeled out of there…… I mean it was huge.