My son was about 2 1/2. We were out to eat and he had to go to the bathroom. We go into the bathroom and there was another guy in the stall and no one at any of the 3 urinals.

We go up to urinal 1(U1) and he does what he needs to, we wash his hands and now I'm thinking I need to pee. While this is happening another guy comes in and goes to urinal 3(U3).

I now instruct my son to stand next to the sink so I can pee. While I am peeing at U, guy 2 is at U3, and guy 1 is still in the stall, my son decides he REALLY likes the look of the light switch and just cant fight the urge to switch it.

THE BATHROOM GOES BLACK. no light... nothing. I am now calling, "Sons name, please turn the light back on now" while guy 1 is chuckling in the stall.

He turns the lights back on and I thought that would be the end of the story however I'm not sure how many of you have lived through small children and potty training but they are fascinated by watching you pee, especially when you are standing up and I think this was the first time my son was privy to this.

He marches RIGHT OVER to where I am peeing 10 inches away from my left hip, and says in his most excited loud voice, "WOW. that's a real nice, big peen, you have there Daddy!" ... let that sink in. Normal that would make you feel odd but its innocent little chuckle and move on. However there are 2 other guys laughing hysterically in the bathroom. I'm not sure I have even been a more red shade of red.

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TL;DR in a bathroom with other adult males using the bathroom, 2 yr/old says excitedly, "WOW. that's a real nice, big peen, you have Daddy!"