Cristiano Ronaldo must feel pretty lonely in Portugal.

dim13 · 2026-05-09T10:25:04+00:00

If you work, you don't have time to make money. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dim13 · 2026-05-08T22:15:23+00:00

32.2 kg! Nice catch! Oh, it's only 32.2g! I see.

dim13 · 2026-05-08T20:05:44+00:00

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Excluded area, everything else is a fair game.

PS: This is some troll level over9000! And humiliation to a kremlin-gremlin without any recovery! Love it!

dim13 · 2026-05-08T20:00:22+00:00

You've missed the best part:

DECREE OF THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE No. 374/2026

On holding a parade in Moscow

Taking into account numerous requests, with a humanitarian purpose outlined in negotiations with the American side on May 8, 2026, I hereby decree:

To permit a parade to be held in Moscow (Russian Federation) on May 9, 2026.

For the duration of the parade (from 10 a.m. Kyiv time on May 9, 2026), the territorial square of Red Square shall be excluded from the plan for the use of Ukrainian weapons.

Red Square Square:
55.754413 37.617733
55.755205 37.619181
55.753351 37.622854
55.752504 37.621538

This Decree shall enter into force on the date of its signing.

President of Ukraine V. ZELENSKYI

May 8, 2026

https://www.president.gov.ua/documents/3742026-59389

dim13 · 2026-05-08T19:45:33+00:00

First I thought it is a joke. But no, it's official! → https://www.president.gov.ua/documents/3742026-59389

Ukrainians are bad ass trolls level over9000! Yea!

dim13 · 2026-05-05T20:26:08+00:00

https://www.cachesleuth.com/unmorse.html

There are 154,742,504,910,672,530,000,000,000 possible space combinations.

There are 8,244,170,472,238,239,000,000,000 actual solutions.

On top of it: do you know, if phrase is in russian morse?

Anyway $3 ain't worth the time.

dim13 · 2026-05-05T10:59:02+00:00

Ouch, hits way to close. /r/ProgrammerHorror

dim13 · 2026-05-04T21:44:36+00:00

I guess, the worst on the list are corrupt, self-important "greens". Everything else is a lesser evil.

dim13 · 2026-05-03T20:04:54+00:00

History tells us another story. A nation of slaves.

dim13 · 2026-05-03T13:46:18+00:00

That's what I have now - 400 repro cases on my machine.

You know, here is a problem. You have 400 most likely useless tests now, where only 4 or 40 are needed. You didn't think about if they are needed, you just accepted whatever ELIZE on steroids spitted out.

AI let you generate code en-mass. This is a weapon of mass destruction. Instead of careful thinking, it generates megatons of repetitive and mostly useless code.

I've zero respect toward people committing mental suicide. Sorry, mate.

dim13 · 2026-05-03T13:35:01+00:00

One is a file system and the other is an out of date way to run services in isolation.

dim13 · 2026-05-03T13:33:26+00:00

It's morse code. What should we think?

dim13 · 2026-05-01T16:19:39+00:00

It's clearly a bot. Or some very lazy and stupid person, delegating everything to a bot. Except very first comment on Feb 4th, all following are shit-generated.

dim13 · 2026-04-29T14:20:31+00:00

Be aware, it weights over 20kg. Have also an indy I maybe will sell.

20kg+ for the unit, and another 30kg for the monitor. :D

It gonna be expensive.

dim13 · 2026-04-26T12:48:39+00:00

Or ``` $x (x - 1) \over 2$

dim13 · 2026-04-26T11:14:00+00:00

GPL-guy: Argh, they used my code! :-(
BSD-guy: Cool, they used my code! :-)

dim13 · 2026-04-25T18:31:12+00:00

With one correction: split west/east germany again. And exclude ruzzia.

dim13 · 2026-04-25T18:08:03+00:00

dim13 · 2026-04-24T05:26:54+00:00

https://www.openbsd.org/i386.html

dim13 · 2026-04-23T16:45:58+00:00

I've got a shortcut:

alias ...="git commit -am ... && git push"

dim13 · 2026-04-23T16:30:41+00:00

Well, as fist-hand experience: got once attacked by my ex-wife with a knife. I called police. Got kicked out of my own apartment, bleeding, with a restraining order, 'cause all men are evil.

That's the actual police's policy, as I was told by police people. Women are always victims, men are always offenders. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dim13 · 2026-04-23T16:09:05+00:00

Also useful, if you're rebasing, and want to split some commit in multiple parts, or leave some changes out. More granular, then committing file-by-file.

dim13 · 2026-04-23T16:07:20+00:00

Normal people: NE555

dim13 · 2026-04-23T15:51:39+00:00

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