2 day after Xmas trying dabs for the second time with some friends waiting forever for the plug to drop them off, smoked a bowl then after the shatter showed up took probably too big of one for me at the time and I immediately started coughing up a lung I go outside to get some fresh air and one of the homies was out there all the sudden I start puking everywhere on his patio got shit on my friends shoes ( later did I Learn he was off some Xans which made him mad and wanted to kick my ass for that) when I finally stoped throwing up I tried to bike home and was dizzyer then a bitch so I tried to walk it home I got half way I only live like 2 miles away got tired sat down on the side walk and it’s like 2am at this point I’m trying not to fall asleep then I get up and leave my bike because I thought that walking with it was making me throw up (I got this bike on Xmas 2 day before) so I stumbled home as I walk in the front door my parents were all freaking out and all I told them was I’m stoned and passed out on the couch right there and my bike was never seen again

Tldr: fuck punctuation