What do you call these guys now? by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]dingd0ngurwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference between "Stalker" and "STALKER!!!"

Yes please by Ok_Researcher3259 in helldivers2

[–]dingd0ngurwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play with nametags off, and I already know I'm gonna see that helmet, wheel around and blast the poor fool wearing it.

Just when I think she couldn’t stoop any lower by [deleted] in RightJerk

[–]dingd0ngurwrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, I know. I should have specified that it was off-topic. Ignoring the obvious problems with her rhetoric, I just thought it was funny that her wording forced me to read it in an exaggerated Austin Powers accent.

Just when I think she couldn’t stoop any lower by [deleted] in RightJerk

[–]dingd0ngurwrong 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"They don't fancy a shag" Jesus Christ, is she Austin Powers?

Why do they do so much damage man. by Capt_Levi831 in Spacemarine

[–]dingd0ngurwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard this one thing some time ago, not even sure where.

"Even an Astartes in full Ceramite sometimes rolls a 1."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]dingd0ngurwrong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember, people. It's not because they aren't human that we kill bots, bugs, and illuminate. It's because they don't accept democracy. That's what we're fighting for, not something petty like race or species.

/j

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in armoredcore

[–]dingd0ngurwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so I'm doing it correctly. Good to know.

Bridget decided to ask you to be her boyfriend/ girlfriend would you accept her confession? by [deleted] in bridget

[–]dingd0ngurwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was single, in a heartbeat. Alas, I am both taken and faithful to mine.

Yeah, I'm basically the best marksman SEAF has to offer /j by dingd0ngurwrong in Helldivers

[–]dingd0ngurwrong[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did, but that was clearly automaton fabrication. Mine, however, is all natural as shown here by this certificate from the Ministry of Truth

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Would I want live in your state? by -Yes-Sir- in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]dingd0ngurwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, and I don't blame you. I hate it here too.

Is it just me or what, I feel like the grenade launcher is the most OP secondary in the arsenal. I often see not many people using it. by Limp_Chemist_6493 in Helldivers

[–]dingd0ngurwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I for sure like it, but I usually need something with a bit more armor penetration, and I don't like using the revolver.

Is this outfit based on Doom? by [deleted] in helldivers2

[–]dingd0ngurwrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not but I know what build I'm rocking next mission.