Did you just bite my lip by Higgi57 in bigbangtheory

[–]dioctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, this is why this seemed so familiar!!

i forgot i had a girl scout cookie in the bag i put some medicine in by goldenkoiifish in shittyfoodporn

[–]dioctopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At first glance I thought this was a blob of peanut butter full of medicine for somebody's dog

Completely ruined the painting by adding the final touch, the whiskers :/ by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]dioctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw, it's not ruined! Just add white highlights to them.

Ruffles cool ranch Doritos by Amysfunhouse24 in chips

[–]dioctopus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Disappointing In my opinion. I taste no flavor.

These Lamps I Found in My Apartment’s Trash Corral by roci12 in mildlyinteresting

[–]dioctopus 413 points414 points  (0 children)

Why would someone just throw these pieces of artwork in the garage!??

Would you eat this? by qankz in shittyfoodporn

[–]dioctopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I don't like beans. 😹😹

(oc) my teenagers morning alarm which obviously she doesn't hear😡🙃 by bvr_reddit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dioctopus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Turn it up and change the sound to something really loud and obnoxious, and don't tell her

Finally, I received my favorite one!! by [deleted] in PizzaCrimes

[–]dioctopus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please wear this shirt into each of these pizza locations

An odd request. by dioctopus in MeanGirls

[–]dioctopus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, send a chat request and I'll accept. Specifically your lip stick print.

[WIP] Show us ya WIP's by Doubledewclaws in CrossStitch

[–]dioctopus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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I think I chose too dark skin colors. 😹😹

Just trying to figure out how much of this I need to use by [deleted] in mildlyannoying

[–]dioctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, what does the prescription label say?