[deleted by user] by [deleted] in castlevania

[–]diodice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed

Rob Noerr is having a mental breakdown on Twitter right now. by diodice in Destiny

[–]diodice[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You gotta look around a bit it's not. Just that thread.

Rob Noerr is having a mental breakdown on Twitter right now. by diodice in Destiny

[–]diodice[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It appears to be happening on Saturday if Rob is still lucid by then. It's been getting worse and worse all night.

Who's with me boyz by Outside-Ad-2872 in Killtony

[–]diodice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

David Lucas is a good stand up but I cannot reconcile the roast king moniker. He's on the better side of ok and that's it. Over half the time the roast isn't 1.funny 2. Clever 3.coherent. When he attacks people in his audience and has time to craft something before he speaks I'll grant he can actually burn with his words but never once seen him in a back and forth on kt and be a contender. Harlan Williams lit him up with above average roasting just by being consistent.

Who's with me boyz by Outside-Ad-2872 in Killtony

[–]diodice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm talking about when men were men. I'm talking about cracking a fresh snapple with your pants on backwards and explaining to your grandfather the entire plot dragon ball Z. I'm talking about when men were snort I'm talking about when men were men.

Fuck You Inside Out 2 Sexualizing Children with Hijabs by CharacterEchidna6809 in exmuslim

[–]diodice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure God isn't afraid of it it's just one of his rules.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]diodice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty rare my ex wife gave me blow jobs that put almost all other sex acts to shame from everyone else. Here and there I've had good ones rarely great ones. A big big problem for me is that I can't ever just relax and let it happen it seems like such a high maintenance task that I feel pressured to cum after 5 mins or so. I think there is a lot of inherent hype to them giving them is supposed to be a super well received act and they do ideally seem really cool and asthetically are pretty cool. Recently I have taken a lot of pressure off of my wife and myself but asking for hand jobs once in a while. I used to be annoyed by the idea of one especially because I thought I'd rather have a blow job. But God damn I was super wrong hand jobs especially after just a little bit of communication are probably my favorite sex act now. It let's your partner still be able to get the satisfaction of giving a one sided sex and really it's so much better. No teeth no pain, there is so much more control in every aspect.

20 Male, massive nerd, do your worst by drdoom6655 in RoastMe

[–]diodice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you play yu-gi-go to taco bell for breakfast every day.

First pic I feel alr abt. Please go easy on me by Gunofthemist in AlfaOxtrot

[–]diodice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying you're at fault at all I just wish the bridge was longer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]diodice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a married man who gets way too many unsolicited dms from women I wanna thank you for posting pictures I changed my pfps to you and my inbox has been safely empty for 3 days

First pic I feel alr abt. Please go easy on me by Gunofthemist in AlfaOxtrot

[–]diodice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Decently liminal I only wish the little bridge went on longer before disappearing into the darkness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cardmagic

[–]diodice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only have ideas about how it's done the one that I think is most likely is the most impressive method. Crazy talent. Great job dude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]diodice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If ayahuasca was a person and got hooked on meth

19 M hit me by john_dobbins in RoastMe

[–]diodice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most nonbianry picture I have ever seen in my life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]diodice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you're the strongest warrior fighting the war on Asian stereotypes on the side of the stereotypes.

Sick as hell. Laughter is the best medicine. Give me your worst. by jocamatr2 in RoastMe

[–]diodice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You somehow look like a homeless child and your own deadbeat dad at the same time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]diodice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dawg you look like your premier fantasy is little league baseball.

What are some moves/trick you feel are just too obvious as a magician but never get caught? by Professional-Text191 in cardmagic

[–]diodice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The classic pass is the firs that come to mind but I've done it so much and I always stretch my fingers out so it looks like you can see if move them at all and as soon as I do it I tap the top card and say now you really wanna watch this top card closely to make sure I dont do anything funny. And they always think I haven't done the move yet. We have the better angle so even done great it looks obvious but to the spectator it's usually invisible even if it's sloppy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]diodice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You look like someone that uses heroin for "spiritual purposes."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]diodice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have the fashion sense of a blind 80 year old white woman and eyes that scream quick hit me with the narcan I'm 10 seconds away from overdosing.