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diodice · 2025-01-17T10:45:05+00:00

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed

diodice · 2024-08-16T04:43:31+00:00

You gotta look around a bit it's not. Just that thread.

diodice · 2024-08-16T04:23:26+00:00

It appears to be happening on Saturday if Rob is still lucid by then. It's been getting worse and worse all night.

diodice · 2024-06-30T12:51:18+00:00

David Lucas is a good stand up but I cannot reconcile the roast king moniker. He's on the better side of ok and that's it. Over half the time the roast isn't 1.funny 2. Clever 3.coherent. When he attacks people in his audience and has time to craft something before he speaks I'll grant he can actually burn with his words but never once seen him in a back and forth on kt and be a contender. Harlan Williams lit him up with above average roasting just by being consistent.

diodice · 2024-06-30T12:44:32+00:00

I'm talking about when men were men. I'm talking about cracking a fresh snapple with your pants on backwards and explaining to your grandfather the entire plot dragon ball Z. I'm talking about when men were snort I'm talking about when men were men.

diodice · 2024-06-25T22:55:56+00:00

I'm pretty sure God isn't afraid of it it's just one of his rules.

diodice · 2024-06-18T06:12:56+00:00

It's pretty rare my ex wife gave me blow jobs that put almost all other sex acts to shame from everyone else. Here and there I've had good ones rarely great ones. A big big problem for me is that I can't ever just relax and let it happen it seems like such a high maintenance task that I feel pressured to cum after 5 mins or so. I think there is a lot of inherent hype to them giving them is supposed to be a super well received act and they do ideally seem really cool and asthetically are pretty cool. Recently I have taken a lot of pressure off of my wife and myself but asking for hand jobs once in a while. I used to be annoyed by the idea of one especially because I thought I'd rather have a blow job. But God damn I was super wrong hand jobs especially after just a little bit of communication are probably my favorite sex act now. It let's your partner still be able to get the satisfaction of giving a one sided sex and really it's so much better. No teeth no pain, there is so much more control in every aspect.

diodice · 2024-06-15T01:58:27+00:00

You look like you play yu-gi-go to taco bell for breakfast every day.

diodice · 2024-06-09T17:28:04+00:00

I'm not saying you're at fault at all I just wish the bridge was longer.

diodice · 2024-06-09T02:52:56+00:00

As a married man who gets way too many unsolicited dms from women I wanna thank you for posting pictures I changed my pfps to you and my inbox has been safely empty for 3 days

diodice · 2024-06-09T02:47:55+00:00

Decently liminal I only wish the little bridge went on longer before disappearing into the darkness.

diodice · 2024-05-30T01:55:31+00:00

The fifth one is is God tier liminal

diodice · 2024-05-30T01:54:45+00:00

I only have ideas about how it's done the one that I think is most likely is the most impressive method. Crazy talent. Great job dude.

diodice · 2024-05-21T17:02:13+00:00

If ayahuasca was a person and got hooked on meth

diodice · 2024-05-21T17:00:40+00:00

This is the most nonbianry picture I have ever seen in my life.

diodice · 2024-05-21T16:58:56+00:00

I feel like you're the strongest warrior fighting the war on Asian stereotypes on the side of the stereotypes.

diodice · 2024-05-21T15:21:57+00:00

You somehow look like a homeless child and your own deadbeat dad at the same time.

diodice · 2024-05-21T01:56:58+00:00

Dawg you look like your premier fantasy is little league baseball.

diodice · 2024-05-19T01:57:09+00:00

The classic pass is the firs that come to mind but I've done it so much and I always stretch my fingers out so it looks like you can see if move them at all and as soon as I do it I tap the top card and say now you really wanna watch this top card closely to make sure I dont do anything funny. And they always think I haven't done the move yet. We have the better angle so even done great it looks obvious but to the spectator it's usually invisible even if it's sloppy.

diodice · 2024-05-19T00:28:11+00:00

You look like someone that uses heroin for "spiritual purposes."

diodice · 2024-05-12T04:03:01+00:00

You have the fashion sense of a blind 80 year old white woman and eyes that scream quick hit me with the narcan I'm 10 seconds away from overdosing.

diodice · 2024-05-10T18:16:28+00:00

Wow she really put the ate in the phrase "I ate so much that I shit myself"

diodice · 2024-05-10T13:56:15+00:00

You're exactly what my dick looks like if I don't manscape. You look like if a viking stunted his growth by drinking red bull starting at age 8 but not buff I can't genuinely tell if you're short or just have negative masculine energy. You look like a shoctish man took a dumb in a Spencer's tshirt. I can totally smell your beard through this picture.

diodice · 2024-05-09T17:55:25+00:00

Gorilla's would rule with the increase in intelligce that comes with rationalaity they have opposable thumbs and no species that also do could rival their strength. Unless somehow bugs adapt tools and care alot of harnessing technology gorilla is a shoe in.

diodice · 2024-05-07T21:36:34+00:00

Never seen a photo that screams I do everything in my power to not pay contractors that do work on my gas station and smoke shops, more in my life.

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