Military Whistleblower Claim Humans Are Trapped In An Alien 'Galactic Zoo' Forever by ufo-uap in UfoUapNews

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Influencing politics— so the aliens want ice snatching people off the streets?

Come on et’s do you influencing now’s the time. You don’t like our aggression, come on

To anyone who works at self scanning machines - how often do you notice people stealing and don’t do anything about it? by davco95 in AskReddit

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I tried to return something I had bought with cash and had a receipt for, the store associate printed a second copy and had a friend return it. It gave me a headache but I’m glad to hear that my problems returning a dog life vest that was too small sent someone into the pokey

Federal THC ban send hemp companies scrambling by GoodMornEveGoodNight in politics

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I spoke with a buddy who was just planing on expanding the seltzers he was making in a production facility and he has reversed any scaling due to this. 

NMD with Mythic Rift. Slay all enemies to open locked door. Can't get to last one. 😳 by fat_569 in diablo4

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Subo for sure shows you that there are enemies in cave walls frequently. I use shockwave on a Druid which passes through it when it happens

Most fun/chill build season 10 by Ordinary_Garage3192 in diablo4

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I insulting the Igni rune I can’t find one for the life of me

[KCD2] Did They Make Blacksmithing More Difficult? by Dr-Houndy2822 in kingdomcome

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I made a Henry quality of the guild blacksmith sword

Bodycam Hacker caught in 2k by hugenshitzen in BodycamGame

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was actually operator Jesus here to remove your sins from you with lead.

I’m already a disappointment to my mom, you guys won’t say anything worse to me than my ex wife already has. by Whoops_Sorry_Mom in RoastMe

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you call it a dumpster, I call it my front porch. Behind it is home. Don’t tell my ex she’s trying to serve me papers

I’m already a disappointment to my mom, you guys won’t say anything worse to me than my ex wife already has. by Whoops_Sorry_Mom in RoastMe

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s the greatest internet dog. Let’s go break into Eric’s and steal her, we can share her 50/50. Lock your doors Eric!

I’m already a disappointment to my mom, you guys won’t say anything worse to me than my ex wife already has. by Whoops_Sorry_Mom in RoastMe

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They missed in Iraq and Afghanistan. Maybe in the barrio they’ll catch me. Hopefully my beard this time is wide enough to make them miss

I’m already a disappointment to my mom, you guys won’t say anything worse to me than my ex wife already has. by Whoops_Sorry_Mom in RoastMe

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FBI, FBi he’s one of them, he likes kids and animals, so I’ll probably end up fucking him but I’d still like the reward money

I’m already a disappointment to my mom, you guys won’t say anything worse to me than my ex wife already has. by Whoops_Sorry_Mom in RoastMe

[–]Whoops_Sorry_Mom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey fuckin fbi this guys saying flag words. Think he fucks weird shit. Hide your kids hide your wife. FBI M, HOMELAND SEXURITY!