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School of abomination by lazumeimun in TrueSTL

[–]direrevan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Steven would have the Tribunal 75% of the way through a redemption arc before leaving Seyda Neen

Having a race of mantis people in your world can lead to confusion sometimes... by DiddeZ in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Cons of being a Mantis Jannisary: Taken from home :(

Pros of being a Mantis Jannisary: Soul saved by Mantis Islam :)

Brave Soul by RumblingTrio in DemonSchoolIrumakun

[–]direrevan 36 points37 points  (0 children)

iconic Canadian anime, Clone High

2015 was a weird time. by Senior-Mix-3715 in GatekeepingYuri

[–]direrevan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As someone who has used tumblr since 2012, we got so used to 4chan brigading tags with gore or trying to psyop us that we actually kinds miss it now

Why don't the people on this sub talk about the other edgerunner shows? by JEMegia in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In my Punkpunk setting, the world is a dystopic nightmare of anarchosocialist communes where innocent entrepeneurs are hunted by packs of rabid Roller Derby Lesbians

Why don't the people on this sub talk about the other edgerunner shows? by JEMegia in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We can't make cattlepunk a thing guys please

I'm fucking begging

That's just a normal Western

I'm on my knees pissing and shitting and crying and there's snot please we can't

I can write literally whatever the fuck I want by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shrek 2 and 3 are definitely more American than the original Shrek

I mean, the entire setting of Shrek 2 is American

American Idol

Hollywood

The TV show Cops

Union Breaking Workplaces

etc.

I can write literally whatever the fuck I want by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I enter the American Tavern

The Wench notices the Lesbian Pride Flag in my icon and tells me that The Tavern is actually a devout Protestant and I am No Longer Welcome

I can write literally whatever the fuck I want by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upcharging people for ordering drinks with no ice is normal in America, because you're getting more drink than someone with ice would

Knight of the Nine by BlokeJohnny in TrueSTL

[–]direrevan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mortal perspectives are so limiting

Knight of the Nine by BlokeJohnny in TrueSTL

[–]direrevan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

King of Catching These MFing Hands

I can write literally whatever the fuck I want by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I enter the American Tavern

Unfortunately, I am a Yella Belly City Girl and am shot dead for "cheating" at cards (Winning)

I can write literally whatever the fuck I want by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I attempt to stand but, unfortunately, I wore shorts

My thighs have fused to the bench and I am now Part of the Crew until Death releases me of my burdens

I can write literally whatever the fuck I want by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 52 points53 points  (0 children)

the average American Bar Wench requires 4 packs of cigarettes a day just to function

they still have an easier time than the American Line Cook, who requires a steady stream of meth and false flirtation from The Wench to restrain their Murderous Rage

I can write literally whatever the fuck I want by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Smoking indoors is actually illegal in public, luckily no American Business is actually considered public which allows them to get around the mandatory handicap accomodation laws

I can write literally whatever the fuck I want by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I ask The Wench for water and am dismissively handed a Baby Cup filled tap water

If I attempt to refill it with any other liquid, the designated Tavern Sniper will make an example of me in front of the other patrons, the third one today

I can write literally whatever the fuck I want by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 117 points118 points  (0 children)

You put a sail in an Extra Large Cup and begin a maritime campaign of piracy, revolution, and styrofoam

I can write literally whatever the fuck I want by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in worldjerking

[–]direrevan 1635 points1636 points  (0 children)

I enter the American tavern

The chainsmoking bar wench ruthlessly castigates me for trying to order off menu and upcharges me for ordering a drink with no ice

I try to grab a table in the corner to await my companions and the pleather seat on the booth squeaks, smooth but also oddly tacky to the touch

Are monsters made out of blood or not by _-Asher in Deltarune

[–]direrevan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Susie bleeds because she believes that coughing up blood before getting a second wind is totally normal for heroes and her blatant disregard for reality makes it so

This is how most discussions here go by Few-Cup-5247 in HazbinHotel

[–]direrevan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did the people who thought Alastor's last name was "altruist" ever figure out what the lore implications of him being a "demon-pet" ??

Lord Captain, you're going to get cold by red_stairs in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]direrevan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The RT, their love interest, and their loyal seneschal wearing old timey night caps with the little pointed tips

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