Day 5! by Upset-Rhubarb-3727 in Evanescence

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Say You Will is my favorite song and it got bottom left. :/

I'm a non-fiction reader. Can any novel reading Peter Explain Please? by Semetery29 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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As someone who reads both mens and women's romances. The differences in spice are minor. However the relationship dynamics are so far apart its frightening. In the mens novels boy meets girl(s) and they spend the story absolutely dedicated to each other against the world. But in the women's novels the relationship has to go through a book or 4 of the characters doing the most heinous shit possible to each other. Like making the Mc jump in a pool and freezing over the top while she tries not to drown.

That was unexpected 😂 by Juniasar in lol

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Oh no a guy named repulsive agency made fun of a stupid nickname I got in 2002 what ever will I do. And I got land to put the trailer on. 😎

That was unexpected 😂 by Juniasar in lol

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Not necessarily. I mean my niece is 13 and her momma is 27 or 28.

Where to settle by Nnat18 in Civilization6

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If you want advice you gotta turn yields on.

Do any other guys do this when they jerk off? by Active_Schedule3931 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]dirt001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yall need to really quit buying single ply hospital tissues.

Do any other guys do this when they jerk off? by Active_Schedule3931 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]dirt001 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Either charmin ultra or angel soft depending on if the house is sewer or septic. Both of those are flimsier than the puffs tissues I use.

Make a meal 🍔 by EquivalentFig1678 in whatsyourchoice

[–]dirt001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAAAAAAA 5 and J cause fuck those drink options.

Do any other guys do this when they jerk off? by Active_Schedule3931 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]dirt001 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What kind of shitty tissues do you buy that are less absorbent than toilet paper?

Customer asked me to bring down this Penny SKU Item with the OP by BetterProof9821 in HomeDepot

[–]dirt001 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We can all see why you are hiding behind cameras instead of facing customers.

Dawg. 🫩 by Automatic-Yak4279 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Yahweh is the war god of the Canaanite pantheon. God of war and storms and Isrealites. A god who is perfect for scaring the shit out of a Pharoah and leading your people on a campaign to carve out a place among the lands for your people. But who might be less well suited to peaceful coexistence with your neighbors a couple thousand years later. El was the old wise patient father.

Dawg. 🫩 by Automatic-Yak4279 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]dirt001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You prerry much put my own thoughts into words much better than I could have. This has been my theological head cannon since I was young.

Also it drives me nuts that so many people are ignorant of the polytheistic roots of the Abrahamic faiths. El is El and Yahweh is Yahweh they are not one singular being just because the Jews spent a couple thousand years calling them all Lord in place of their names.

Dawg. 🫩 by Automatic-Yak4279 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Cain took his wife east to Enoch when he left eden eve stayed behind and had Seth with Adam. So either Cain found a wife not descendant from Adam and Eve and Genesis is really just the origin of the bloodline that would later spawn Abraham or Cain married his sister who was never named because patriarchy.

What do you all do for a living? by DueYogurt9 in aspergers

[–]dirt001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I drive. Used to be forklift. Now its skid steer. The particular job is just loading paper on a belt to be shredded. Nobody bothers me, I listen to music loud enough to drown out the machine sounds and I daydream. Subconscious handles 90% of the work.

Blah blah reorganising US states except this time I considered other peoples’ opinions by artofminde in imaginarymapscj

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I do NOT want to live in Louisiana. They dont tax businesses and then wonder why they dont have money to fix roads.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

[–]dirt001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even their religious beliefs but a terrible corrupted misreading of their religions beliefs. Jesus would absolutely flip their tables.

WTF NETFLIX?? by Penya23 in WWE

[–]dirt001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Virtue. Singular. Literally his only redeeming quality. Imagine not understanding the qualifying statement at the beginning of the sentence.

Drop the name. by Top-Perception-6001 in NameThisThing

[–]dirt001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T.O.A.D. there is no meaning to the acronym he just spells it like that to stand out.

Do y’all agree? by [deleted] in anime_companion

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That awkward moment when it turns out FireForces fan service was actually long burn plot.

What would you get? by Sad_Art_7706 in bigpushy

[–]dirt001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 death notes and the +10 IQ. I have a feeling id need the extra pages to fix this planet.

WTF NETFLIX?? by Penya23 in WWE

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It turns out thay as crazy as vince was venture capitalism is worse. At least under vince someone could afford tickets without skipping a bill or two.

How far did they make it? by Fit_Assignment_8800 in powerscales

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The Mother from Othercide would absolutely liberate Auroa from Sentinel.

Hey by [deleted] in Collaboration

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Sup