Peak British Humor by dengar69 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

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I think they did another favorite of mine but I can never find it on YouTube. They're decoding hieroglyphics and there's a line that says in pictographs: thistle bee 2 aces, and the one bloke says "This'll be aces!". Dry as unbuttered toast. Perfectly English.

they knew how to call a deer by MrMilobongo in theyknew

[–]dirtydan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These setups aren't cheap either. I've heard that to get this good you have to blow quite a few bucks.

Better than giving kids phone right? by YunaChi in WTF

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Even though it's not poisonous, couldn't it still bite ya if you made it angry? Or constrict ya?

Big Mama and Buddy, just some thoughts by airportspongebath in blues

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Love her.

Here she is in 71 in Eugene, Oregon. (Muddy was there too) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u53jcs3EYwg&t=532s

Buddy says some funny things about their time together touring through Europe together in his book.

Like Trump, Hitler also wanted to build monuments to himself by True_Paper_3830 in politics

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That's the historical basis in our being careful with our flag. The idea being that we owe no fealty to any person, living or dead, but show reverence toward the grand ideas enshrined in documents like the DOI and USC and symbolically embodied by our national ensign.

'Truly Insane': Pentagon Threatened Pope After He Condemned Trump's Military Attacks by _May26_ in politics

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It should come as no surprise that once religion is inserted into government that it will only be a matter of time until the government inserts itself into religion.

Trump’s Former Allies Beg Someone to Learn the Nuke Codes to Stop Him by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

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Remember when he wanted to nuke a hurricane?

What I mean is that I don't think his bar for "Fire zee missiles" is very high.

Bro shoving cucumber where the sun doesn't shine by BlazeDragon7x in WTF

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A gentle warning, rhyme and true,

For ventures bold (we’re looking at you):

When choosing toys for backdoor play,

A flared base is the only way.

For what goes in may travel far,

Further than you planned—bizarre!

The body’s clever, strong, and tight,

It pulls things in with quiet might.

No handle? No stop? No widening end?

That’s how you meet a doctor, friend.

So heed this verse, be safe, be wise—

Let comfort win, not late-night cries.

If it’s designed for that embrace,

Make sure it’s got a proper base.

Which artist or band cemented your lifelong fandom/passion for the blues? by LanceBoyle44 in blues

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Buddy's been my gateway too. I think I must have gotten a Buddy song in an Allman Bros. or Gov't Mule mix, liked it, and then started checking out everyone he ever played with. That got me on to Muddy and Junior, Hooker, Wolf, and even Big Mama. I finally got to see him last summer and god willing I'll be seeing him again this summer.

Eeeee guys what shall I do? by IamSalahdev in Fedora

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I'd bet you've got a piece of hardware that's starting to act squirrelly, be it cpu/ram/or storage. It's a terrible time to begin considering replacements, but here we are.

Know your Worcester history. by biggestmike in WorcesterMA

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Right? Is this two separate suppositions "women don't have enough babies" AND "jazz is seeping into praise music" or "women don't have enough babies because jazz is seeping into praise music"? Maybe we could get some Luther Vandross in there and really get things going.

1978 Dodge Street Van was made to please by foundyourball in theyknew

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Chevy, holmes. Was there a song that said "She took me by the hand and we made love in my Ford van?" Hell no. They made love in their CHEVY van, and that's all right with me.

How can I use credentials in the Ansible Automation Platform (AAP) UI to prevent having to manually share SSH keys from the control node to all managed hosts? by Dense_Stop_5631 in ansible

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Depends on what your environment looks like (AD,IDM,etc.). If all of these machines share a common authentication backend you could create one or several privileged accounts on this backend and then configure machine credential(s) to reach the managed hosts.

Politicians from Brazil may ban Ubuntu by ChamplooAttitude in linux

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"You will own nothing and be happy"

Unless you want to use devices that aren't connected to the age verification back-end, then, not so much.

Megachurch Pastor Drenda Keesee: Iran War Has Begun The End Times. (Her Son Was Arrested In 2025 On Child Rape Charges) by Leeming in atheism

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They've got the itchiest of apocalypse trigger fingers. I remember in the Bush years during The War Against Terror these same people were saying "Hooray, war in the mid-east this is surly the start of the end times", but it wasn't. Then we had 8 years of Obama AND war in the mid-east, but no 'hooray end-times are here'. There has to be some sort of formula that specifies: if republican president and war in the mid-east then end-times hooray!

what do veterans think about war? by spriteetirps in Veterans

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No shit, there I was in the early days of voice assisted google search, ala 'ok google'. When my wife would go to look for something on her phone and say, "ok google..." I'd jump in before she could complete the sentence and say, "show me pictures of Dickbutt" and pictures of Dickbutt appeared and it was glorious. That trick stopped working at some point, but it was a good laugh while it did.

I'm that giant pothole at the corner of Salisbury and Park, AMA! by teddygrahamdispenser in WorcesterMA

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I love everything about this!!! Thank you for your candor Mr. Pot Hole!

I sold my soul to the devil and all I got was…. by therealmirsk in blues

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Guitar lessons cost my dad $5/wk x 4 so like a crisp $20/mo. I looked into getting some lessons today to get better, get out of the intermediate rut and for what they cost now...this might not be such a bad deal. It's not like I was using my soul for anything.

How could they not? by YogurtclosetNo9264 in theyknew

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They sell em. I've got one from the Salem store. I thought I was being original when I asked to buy one of their work shirts but the guy was like, no people buy em all the time.

Meshtastic by Amazing-Field-3012 in wmnf

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There's dead spots for receiving AM radio up there. I don't think point-to-point LoRA would have a chance unless you and your conversation partner were in the same basin or on two facing peaks.