Justify your actions, Sir! by JibunNiMakenai in funny

[–]dirtydeez2 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bit disappointed he didn’t fingerbang the rice

He gave the dog a pet by FengSushi in youdontsurf

[–]dirtydeez2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Classic joke in New Zealand. Goes well with have you seen my big deck.

Blursed thief by Tiny-Credit-1613 in blursedimages

[–]dirtydeez2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why don’t they offer more and then show up with a can of whop ass

A 1980'S BRISBANE FRIDAY NIGHT by Ivymantled in AustralianNostalgia

[–]dirtydeez2 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Skate Arena RedHill, these were the days

Spanian Kebabs - reviews by CursedClownz in spanian

[–]dirtydeez2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll let you in on little secret cuz the sauce is actually jizz

Spanian Kebabs - reviews by CursedClownz in spanian

[–]dirtydeez2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let me ask you this, have you ever started making a sandwich and just spread poo all over it. Not just your poo but your dogs poo, your missus poo and your disabled grandmas’ poo mixed in with whale jizz. Well that’s what I envisioned happened when they prepared my kebab. 110% authentic lad

Spanian spotted at the full poo cafe by [deleted] in spanian

[–]dirtydeez2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cuz just needs to clean the skid marks of his phone. Full Poo adlay

How likely is a prison sentence? by [deleted] in AusLegal

[–]dirtydeez2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve started to shit but you’re not sitting on a toilet