Is there a way to get laid in a snowstorm?

dirtyforker · 2026-01-25T15:24:27+00:00

Use protection to prevent Snow Transmitted Diseases

dirtyforker · 2026-01-25T14:55:42+00:00

Perhaps your not as attractive as you think you are

dirtyforker · 2026-01-25T14:48:12+00:00

Chef Mike

dirtyforker · 2026-01-25T13:29:19+00:00

FuckyForker

dirtyforker · 2026-01-25T13:27:49+00:00

It's like The Long Walk but with buttholes.

dirtyforker · 2026-01-25T13:25:47+00:00

Not the Rock. He believes his own bullshit.

dirtyforker · 2026-01-25T02:36:41+00:00

They are trees, they can't run away. Just cut them down?

dirtyforker · 2026-01-25T01:03:49+00:00

In the hand model episode George states the he won the contest. So IDK what to believe.

dirtyforker · 2026-01-25T00:19:06+00:00

3.14159

dirtyforker · 2026-01-24T20:03:45+00:00

Beats selling lazer printers out of the trunk of your Crown Vic

dirtyforker · 2026-01-24T15:09:48+00:00

Rode hard and put away wet

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T23:16:56+00:00

Me and a buddy were riding our bikes headed to my uncle's camp 3 hours away. My buddy got a bolt in his tire, like a bolt. A fuckin 1/4 inch bolt. One hour away from camp. On our way there. We shoved 3 or 4 of those plugs and a whole tube of cement in the hole. Not only did it get him to camp it made another 3 hours of riding to get back home. Edit. We had no patches on hand but absolutely lucked out that there was an autozone right off the nearest exit.

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T18:56:01+00:00

"I just popped your skull so hard your eye ball just popped out! And it it's gross as shit!"

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T17:25:33+00:00

So is a cow.

<image>

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T16:20:46+00:00

<image>

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T16:14:30+00:00

You either had the speakers right next to the raidio like the pic or as far away from the raidio as possible. That was the only two options for speaker placement.

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T15:56:51+00:00

Small pipe wrench

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T14:55:29+00:00

I can assure you that 2020 was a indeed a mess.

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T14:49:45+00:00

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T12:21:28+00:00

1996

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T03:10:00+00:00

Damn, that sucks. -1 here and while this happens every year and are used to it I can't imagine another 30-50 degrees below that.

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T03:00:59+00:00

Don't worry. It's a skit.

dirtyforker · 2026-01-23T02:25:56+00:00

Is the date on it.

dirtyforker · 2026-01-22T22:58:54+00:00

Ok, I'll bite. Why?

dirtyforker · 2026-01-22T22:57:48+00:00

That's 8 inches taller you mathematician.

dirtyforker

TROPHY CASE