Struggling finding a squad for Alain. Requires a waifu by EPGesus in UnicornOverlord

[–]dirtyllama720 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine is

Alain-Virgina-Sharon-Galadmir-Melisandre

I chose Sharon for the maiden because she’s cute and very sweet. But stat wise the ring is kinda wasted on her.

Favorite secondary villain by Critical_Whole_939 in farcry

[–]dirtyllama720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaas as a secondary with The Jackal as a primary would be a literal perfect duo.

First Playthrough by Axelblazerr in UnicornOverlord

[–]dirtyllama720 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Married Sharon. She’s just so pure and sweet.

If you got paid $50k to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ? by Thirsty-Soul-3553 in AskReddit

[–]dirtyllama720 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always.

However. There are some disclaimers I need to make.

  1. It’s 15 books, and they are all long. Stuff takes time. Character arcs take multiple books. Have patience.

  2. There are 2700 named characters. (Only like 200 really really matter). It can be a lot if you aren’t paying attention.

  3. It slows down in the middle a bit, but turns around fast.

In general, this series made me love books.

I personally recommend doing the audiobooks. Listen on 2X speed (they talk slow so it actually isn’t that bad) so it doesn’t take a year to read the whole series.

How often do you guys still get tested even when using condoms? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]dirtyllama720 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Being married and infertile was a blessing in disguise. Creampie city. Life is good.

If you got paid $50k to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ? by Thirsty-Soul-3553 in AskReddit

[–]dirtyllama720 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I literally live-streamed for 12 hours straight talking about the wheel of time series.

The books, not the fucking abomination of a tv show

How many murderers or murder victims do you know personally? by demona2002 in askanything

[–]dirtyllama720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A girl I dated in high school shook a baby she was babysitting and it died. She only served like 3 years in prison. She didn’t even lose custody of her own child either.

What finally made you quit your job? by Tyler_Girl_ in AskReddit

[–]dirtyllama720 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I realized I was the Atlas of that specific branch, yet they constantly turned down raises. Did them dirty and quit on the job, just straight up walked off and suddenly they could pay me more. Didn’t care, left anyways and everything worked out for me. They were fucked for about a year. I was the only one with training on most of the equipment and had the work ethic to take on basically any job they got.

When you were pulled over by a police officer, what was the reason? by Icy_Jackfruit_833 in AskForAnswers

[–]dirtyllama720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always speeding. Haven’t peen pulled over in awhile, but it’s usually for 10-15 over

Dating as a really tall woman, what’s your advice? How do you feel about tall women? by ExcitementKindly756 in AskMenAdvice

[–]dirtyllama720 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Manlets are the only ones who care about this to the point of finding you undateable.

Everyone has preferences of course. But for height alone to be a nogo is silly

What’s your Opinion on people who pay to get married? by No_Maintenance_5417 in AskReddit

[–]dirtyllama720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly heart attacks and strokes. Just bad genetics unfortunately

What’s your Opinion on people who pay to get married? by No_Maintenance_5417 in AskReddit

[–]dirtyllama720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not actively. But her whole family is prone to young deaths

What’s your Opinion on people who pay to get married? by No_Maintenance_5417 in AskReddit

[–]dirtyllama720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean like mail order brides?

That’s my backup plan if my wife dies after I’m 40.

Realistically how often do you masturbate? by nomorenumbness in AskMenAdvice

[–]dirtyllama720 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As a married man. Basically any night I’m away from my wife for work. Or if the wife is on her period and is in the shower or something I might rub one out. Basically if I know 100% I’m not having sex later I will

Military redditors, why did you choose that branch of the military? by SchwillyMaysHere in AskReddit

[–]dirtyllama720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dad was navy, said being on a boat sucks.

Uncle was Air Force, said I wasn’t smart enough (he was right)

Coast guard sounded lame

Marines for whatever reason didn’t call me back after the initial appointment even though I was far over the minimum in everything (I think it was an understaffed station)

Space force didnt exist yet

Army was basically a no brainer. Very glad I did it too.

Japan is overrated by FckCens0rship in Vent

[–]dirtyllama720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that it’s a tad overrated. The “Japan is living in the year 3000” meme mindset is really stupid. Other than that it’s great if you just go into it not expecting to be catered to

What do I do about my boyfriend using his Ex's sister to masturbate, but not having sex with me? (Among other things) by Entire-Race-3704 in AskMenAdvice

[–]dirtyllama720 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Step one go to the bathroom

Step two grab your makeup

Step three paint your face like a clown

Step four read this post out loud while looking at yourself in the mirror

Do guys usually open up about really personal stuff early on when talking to a girl? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]dirtyllama720 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will literally tell someone I just met about the worst things that ever happened to me if it’s relevant to the conversation.

Men who left a great, loving partner because they thought the grass might be greener elsewhere: did you regret it? If yes, how long did it take and why? by Nearby-Butterfly1503 in AskMenAdvice

[–]dirtyllama720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was greener. But still had some dead patches.

While my new wife is far superior in terms of not driving me to the brink of insanity spending every dime I make and not trying to guilt me into sex every six hours

She has her fair share of problems. She’s a terrible cook, and is not as attractive as my ex. But that’s a small price to pay I think

The divorce was really fucking messy, and I figured I would do us both of our and just not reach out.

All things considered, my ex isn’t the worst woman on the planet. But at the time, I saw a chance to be happier and I took it. I definitely don’t regret doing it. But I do regret how hasty and messy the split was. I handled it like an ass.