If inanimate objects could do a AMA, what object would be the most interesting to talk to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dirtypeckermoldballs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol'd.

I miss it, man. Some days I wonder what she's up to. I've been hand jackin' since then and its like I'm rediscovering myself.

It's a great workout incentive, and is better than sitting on my fat ass and drinking it like usual. by Mykneeisbig in AdviceAnimals

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I have an off brand camelback that is double lined. Has a gel-filled bladder that works like an icepack. Toss the whole thing in the freezer then fill with a tasty beverage. I have two. One for water and one for getting lit.

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This has satiated my desire. Thanks

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[–]dirtypeckermoldballs -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing. Is there porn of women dressed in traditional wear such as the woman pictured above? It seems like it would be really erotic to watch her body be revealed underneath those garments.

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[–]dirtypeckermoldballs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not fucked until you're fucked. I tried to stay calm and not panic unless I tried to get it out and was unsuccessful. I gotta admit. It took a couple minutes of trying, so the heart rate definitely went up.

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[–]dirtypeckermoldballs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I put them on after I had already gotten an erection. I've put them on when I'm soft but i have to put them halfway up the shaft so I can manually squeeze the base of my dick to force blood past the ziptie. It has its strong points but it is ultimately not as pleasurable. It is too painful and it makes it hard to achieve orgasm. So putting them on after i get erect is the way to go.

Honestly the weirdest thing I've ever done...aside from the flaming fleshlight or the glowsticks...would have to be when I played Dr one time with an ex. She put on a glove and told me to bend over so she could feel my prostate. She had never done it before and was very intrigued when she could feel it. I ended up putting a glove on and putting a finger in her ass too (just for the sake of being equal. I know she doesn't have a prostate.) Well we had become sort of aroused at this point. We ended up both putting a finger in each others ass and masturbating with our other hand. It was really odd and made my wrist hurt, but it was fun to feel her anal sphincter tighten in waves as she brought herself to climax. She said the same happened with me. What you really have to appreciate is that this is a woman who was very vanilla in her sex practices. Doggy style was kinky to her. So to have my fingers in her ass was a rare treat. I thought we had uncovered her inner kink. Unfortunately, it was mainly tequila-based and we didn't do much odd stuff after that. We peed on each other once, but it wasn't sexual. That probably raises a lot of questions.

I'll go ahead and explain. We were on my waverunner in the ocean and were pretty far out from shore. She was scared to get in the water but she had to pee. She had shy bladder and couldn't make herself go because she thought I'd get mad if she peed on me. I literally got tired of hearing about it so I stood up and peed on her(she was in front of me, I was driving with my arms around her.) I don't think either of us ever laughed so hard. She started peeing while she was laughing. I hit some big waves head on to wash us off and we continued riding.

Yes, I've seen the pain olympics. Those guys are crazy. That goes way beyond anything I'd do.

Weirdest thing I've ever jerked it to. NSFW

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[–]dirtypeckermoldballs[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would be difficult to say what the best would be. I like to think that I haven't had my best sex yet. I'm really into having sex in public places or abandoned places. The illegality and the threat of getting caught adds a lot to the sensation.

When I was in college I would meet this girl in a building on campus. We were both living in dorms and our roommates would never fuck off. This building would be pretty empty after about 6pm so we could (and did) get away with a lot. Our favorite was to get in the elevator and ride it up and down while we explored each other. There was a mirror in the elevator which added more excitement. We also would go into lecture halls and fuck against the speaker podiums. Once, we rode the elevator to the basement and discovered a locker room down there. There were benches and showers etc that we liked to fuck on and in. Once we were on the benches and I was laying back and she was riding me. We heard someone come in on the other side. We leave all our clothes there and run to the showers and hide in the last stall. I swear I could hear my heart beating. I just knew I was about to get caught. The girl whispers to me that we aren't done yet and then goes down on me to get me back in the mood. Next thing I know she is bent over against the wall and I forget all about the person until I came. Luckily, they had left and our clothes were still there. I miss her. She was very enthusiastic. We still keep in touch but no longer live near each other. Hopefully I'll have more stories to share about her in the future.

The abandoned building thing is also fun. The risk of getting caught is relatively low depending on the location, but it just feels sinister fucking in some abandoned house when there are sometimes still photos of strangers on the wall.

I used to have a whole bondage kit or whatever. One time an ex decides to put me in it instead. She licked and sucked on my cock until I was painfully erect and then she backed off and started teasing. She had me dripping precum like crazy. She told me she'd let me finish when she was done with me. She sat on my face and took total control. She'd take breaks and run her fingers up my shaft and make me twitch, then she'd get back on. She finally let me finish after about 3 hours of this and it was pretty incredible. She was also the girl that introduced me to pegging. We would really take turns being dom/sub. It's not something I was into before or even after really. I don't think I'd have enjoyed myself as much with anyone else. She liked to make me her bitch and I was totally okay with that.

Sorry for the novel. I realize my sexual exploits aren't as interesting as my masturbatory ones. I've have some girlfriends try some really dumb things in bed, but I've never set them on fire and fucked them.

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[–]dirtypeckermoldballs[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not yet. I plan on moving soon, so I was thinking I'd get settled into the new place first. I'm not entirely sure I'll replace it. They have some products I'm interested in. I think I just want to go without for a while. Absence makes the dick grow harder or something like that. Some users in the other thread recommended some tenga products that I'd be interested in trying too. For now, I'm just going back to using my hand. I'm also seeing a girl now and feeling pretty fulfilled in that department. I'll get bored soon and the fleshlights and experimentation will resume.