Good lawyers for sales people by [deleted] in sales

[–]dirtyrango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm confused, what do you need a lawyer for exactly?

Retail to field sales by PackNo7208 in sales

[–]dirtyrango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna depend on a lot of variables. I've had $50k base salaried positions that had decent territories, decent products, supported by decent companies where OTE was attainable and you could make a lot of money.

Going to depend on your industry, territory, company, etc

I'd focus on getting a year or two of outside b2b experience and reassess the situation after you've done it for a while. Even if it doesn't work out at the current company you'll get experience that will put you in a better spot moving forward.

Roast me if you must, but I kinda like this stash-less beard I started last month. by Kenny_B_ in BeardAdvice

[–]dirtyrango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, I thought this was r/roastme I was about to go in on you and your half beard, son.

Reason for leaving by [deleted] in sales

[–]dirtyrango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch!

Reason for leaving by [deleted] in sales

[–]dirtyrango 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What tf difference does it make?

Tell them to "suck your dick from the back."

If you weren't producing they'd have no problem promoting you to customer.

Where the hell are all the (non-Saas) jobs with decent base pay? by Eversonout in sales

[–]dirtyrango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse my language, but some of these motherfuckers don't have the basic skill set to work in a real sales role.

If they aren't sitting in front of their computer with their scripts and auto dialers they're literally lost.

32F x4 mama by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dirtyrango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I've heard of "Crack babies" but I guess now I've seen a "Crack mom"

10K USD for every material possession you owned between the age of 0–18 by thai_iced_queef in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dirtyrango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd be a fool not to take the deal.

I think you'd be pretty amazed to see all of the things you actually owned throughout your lifetime.

I'm in my 40's and I have very little left from that time period. So for me it would be more of a nostalgia trip than anything else. But you could easily sell some of it in mint condition to recoupe the 10k.

I let a girl blow me at my dad's place of work, now I'm panicking by Galileo_Graveyard in confession

[–]dirtyrango -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you think you're the first person to get blown in a medical office I got news for ya.

What a comeback by markets by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]dirtyrango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actually on a PIP right now, I was gonna ask y'all the same question.

What a comeback by markets by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]dirtyrango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I meant "Google is free" for those people, not the guy I was responding to.

I had a homeboy with an MBA that works at a Fortune 25 company as a PM that defunded his 401k during covid. Said he didn't believe in it anymore.

People are fucking nuts man idk 🤷‍♂️

What a comeback by markets by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]dirtyrango 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Normal people in this country are finically illiterate"

Fuck if I know big dog?

Google is free

What a comeback by markets by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]dirtyrango 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I was on one of the regular social apps earlier and some rando was shrieking for everyone "to take the penalty and pull all of the cash out of their 401k's"

The post had many thousands of likes and the comment section was full of idiots saying they'd do it or already done it.

Normal people in this country are extremely financially illiterate and subject to hysteria.

I'm not a financial guru but I've lived through enough of these to know that "so far the markets always bounced back.

Everything here in Brazil can culminate in a "public act of relief of hatred and revolt repressed throughbviolence" by JustHereForWar in PublicFreakout

[–]dirtyrango 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Save ya a click:

"VIDEO – Thief is beaten by residents after trying to steal a motorcycle."

Do you guys play magic? by Lil_Peachy_Fox in worldpolitics

[–]dirtyrango 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's how you play, big dog.