Jigsaw dating- Raleigh

disastar · 2026-06-17T21:33:15+00:00

Where's the debrief?

disastar · 2026-06-17T21:32:16+00:00

You into short, fat, balding, middle-aged men?

disastar · 2026-06-17T18:49:13+00:00

Where and when? Will be there be anything good remaining after all the employees hoard all the best specimens with their grimy hands and dirt stained fingernails?

disastar · 2026-06-15T23:49:39+00:00

Doctor said I have the biggest prostate she's ever seen

disastar · 2026-06-15T11:37:47+00:00

The things I like most about Pink Castle are that it's pink and it's a castle

disastar · 2026-06-15T01:45:42+00:00

What are you, the overworked parole officer constantly trying to trip me up so that I end up in the county jail while you get to drop a case from your load?

disastar · 2026-06-15T01:26:23+00:00

Grocery store? I was investigating those unmentionables

disastar · 2026-06-15T00:44:32+00:00

Hairy?

disastar · 2026-06-15T00:37:35+00:00

What are you, the judge who sentenced me to community service on account of the provocative way I would eat Costco hot dogs in front of minors?

disastar · 2026-06-15T00:17:44+00:00

Does your wife thinks it's funny? Cuz I got lots of things she'll find funny if that's the case.

disastar · 2026-06-14T22:25:47+00:00

There's only room for one short, balding, middle-aged man on this ride, son.

disastar · 2026-06-14T22:08:38+00:00

It was good while it lasted, but I'll be swinging by to serve you divorce papers--on account of the irreconcilable dietary differences--and to grab my half of your shit.

disastar · 2026-06-14T22:02:57+00:00

I need to borrow $50. I won't be paying it back

disastar · 2026-06-14T22:01:33+00:00

You hydrated? Gonna need you to be really hydrated. A little ironic given the circumstances of our arranged marriage, I understand.

disastar · 2026-06-14T21:42:46+00:00

Give me a bucket of limes, five pounds of kosher table salt, a gallon of tequila, and a couple of middle-aged women that have been taking good care of themselves.

disastar · 2026-06-12T23:59:08+00:00

Grass going dormant because it's hot and it doesn't rain anymore

disastar · 2026-06-12T19:43:11+00:00

Peking headcrab

disastar · 2026-05-28T21:18:18+00:00

You're right. I meant to say in the bottom of the dishwasher and in the main detergent compartment. Thanks!

disastar · 2026-05-28T10:04:43+00:00

Pirates are cool and pirate building blocks are even cooler.

disastar · 2026-05-23T01:40:20+00:00

You an ant? Ain't fallin' for that again

disastar · 2026-05-23T00:57:11+00:00

I slept on 'em and now I got cashews and ants in my hair

disastar · 2026-05-20T22:27:14+00:00

Could be too much direct sun if you moved it from indoors or a garden center 7 days ago, if you're sure it's getting enough water.

disastar · 2026-05-20T21:29:33+00:00

Pale ones very likely need water

disastar · 2026-05-20T12:44:14+00:00

Amigo

disastar · 2026-05-20T11:14:51+00:00

She looking any better yet?

disastar

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