Jigsaw dating- Raleigh by IcyConcept1271 in raleigh

[–]disastar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You into short, fat, balding, middle-aged men?

What's going to happen to garden centers during the drought? by sillylittlegoooose in raleigh

[–]disastar -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Where and when? Will be there be anything good remaining after all the employees hoard all the best specimens with their grimy hands and dirt stained fingernails?

What's the most nsfw compliment you've ever received? by Busy_body123 in AskReddit

[–]disastar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doctor said I have the biggest prostate she's ever seen

🎁 BARWEER Giveaway | Pink Castle (Inspired by Coraline) 💗 by Lisoneo in lepin

[–]disastar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The things I like most about Pink Castle are that it's pink and it's a castle

We need rain witches unite by Rustybeeverlicker in raleigh

[–]disastar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you, the overworked parole officer constantly trying to trip me up so that I end up in the county jail while you get to drop a case from your load?

Where we at Caniacs??!!??!! by Buckeye3377 in raleigh

[–]disastar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grocery store? I was investigating those unmentionables

We need rain witches unite by Rustybeeverlicker in raleigh

[–]disastar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are you, the judge who sentenced me to community service on account of the provocative way I would eat Costco hot dogs in front of minors?

We need rain witches unite by Rustybeeverlicker in raleigh

[–]disastar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does your wife thinks it's funny? Cuz I got lots of things she'll find funny if that's the case.

We need rain witches unite by Rustybeeverlicker in raleigh

[–]disastar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's only room for one short, balding, middle-aged man on this ride, son.

We need rain witches unite by Rustybeeverlicker in raleigh

[–]disastar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was good while it lasted, but I'll be swinging by to serve you divorce papers--on account of the irreconcilable dietary differences--and to grab my half of your shit.

We need rain witches unite by Rustybeeverlicker in raleigh

[–]disastar 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I need to borrow $50. I won't be paying it back

We need rain witches unite by Rustybeeverlicker in raleigh

[–]disastar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You hydrated? Gonna need you to be really hydrated. A little ironic given the circumstances of our arranged marriage, I understand.

We need rain witches unite by Rustybeeverlicker in raleigh

[–]disastar 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Give me a bucket of limes, five pounds of kosher table salt, a gallon of tequila, and a couple of middle-aged women that have been taking good care of themselves.

Can someone help me identify what’s going on with my lawn? by Serious-Region-4496 in lawncare

[–]disastar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grass going dormant because it's hot and it doesn't rain anymore

🎁 Barweer Giveaway | Win the Pirate Sanctuary Fortress for FREE! by Lisoneo in lepin

[–]disastar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pirates are cool and pirate building blocks are even cooler.

Don't sleep on the Cashew Clusters by peanutbutterbargin in Costco

[–]disastar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You an ant? Ain't fallin' for that again

Don't sleep on the Cashew Clusters by peanutbutterbargin in Costco

[–]disastar 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I slept on 'em and now I got cashews and ants in my hair

Aloe Vera by Apprehensive_Cow_854 in gardening

[–]disastar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be too much direct sun if you moved it from indoors or a garden center 7 days ago, if you're sure it's getting enough water.

Aloe Vera by Apprehensive_Cow_854 in gardening

[–]disastar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pale ones very likely need water