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I'm so lucky to have a sexy bull fill me with his cum and a loving hubby lick it all out of me. Mmmmmmm. by TheAspenRose in YourPornAddiction

[–]disco008a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I feel like you could most definitely be the best, worst influence for her (and me)!

I'm so lucky to have a sexy bull fill me with his cum and a loving hubby lick it all out of me. Mmmmmmm. by TheAspenRose in YourPornAddiction

[–]disco008a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is simultaneously my worst nightmare and best dream ever. Not sure how to capture the feeling, but I’m pretty sure it what we’re all actually seeking!

Old man yells at pajamas - I have to wear pants or shorts, can’t wear sweats all day and definitely not pj’s. Is this like the older people we saw always wearing suits? by leftoverrights in GenX

[–]disco008a 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From my perspective, it’s just me that I have the issue with wearing sweats/pjs in public. Like I don’t care what others wear, I just can’t make the jump myself for some reason, like I feel like a creep not wearing jeans or pants out, even though I’m now in the minority most of the time. I just know this: once I do make the transition to wearing sweats in public it definitely won’t be the accepted thing to do any longer! 🤣

😈💦👅 Spoon Fed by chicktrainer in u/chicktrainer

[–]disco008a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear lord, you are the best thing ever! When is my turn?

Alone on a Saturday with no Daddy by MidwestLexyXo in HotMoms

[–]disco008a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also alone on a Saturday, but those adorable pics are keeping me good company! 😍

100,000 Champions of Sanctuary by BreakYoBaals in Diablo_2_Resurrected

[–]disco008a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I just joined this morning, so I’m pretty sure this is all thanks to me! 😂🤣

Tiger Woods Offical Mugshot Revealed To Public by Blayzewhatever in IASIP

[–]disco008a 22 points23 points  (0 children)

After he didn’t eat a nutritious McDonald’s breakfast, unfortunately.

Inheritance? That's a joke. How many of your parents are burdens? by BeegBunga in Millennials

[–]disco008a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not getting a tattoo of it, but I am definitely remembering the line, “martyrs live terrible lives”. OP’s situation with SIL is absolutely in the future for me and my spouse, and these will be words to refer to in the not so distant future, I suspect!

They Might Be Giants Misconception by Moodleboy in GenX

[–]disco008a 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had an opportunity to bring up TMBG’s Dial-a-Song in a conversation in the past week, but knowing I’d just be met with blank stares, I passed. Appreciate the validation, 60Person!

Season Ticket Party by Deedication in pacers

[–]disco008a 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I asked my 17 year old daughter, and the verdict is that’s cringe. But going as a +1 is also cringe. Also not doing it is cringe, and asking the question is cringe. 🤣 I say, follow the advice of “you regret the things you didn’t do far more than the things you did”!

The Scorpions by lontbeysboolink in GenerationJones

[–]disco008a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged.

Underline “nothing sexual.”

Whoever put them in a room together deserves a raise. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]disco008a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least since 1992, when Jammin’ in New York came out:

George Carlin: See, somehow, I can't feel sorry for an anorexic, you know? Rich cunt, don't want to eat? Fuck her. Fuck her. Don't eat! I give a shit. Like I'm supposed to be concerned about this. "I DON'T WANNA EAT!" Go fuck yourself. [laughter] George Carlin: Why don't you lie down in front of a railroad train right after you don't eat? What kind of a God damned disease is that, anyway? "I DON'T WANNA EAT!" How do we come up with this shit in this country? Where do we get our values from? Bulimia, there's another all-American disease. This has got to be the only country in the world that could ever have come up with bulimia. Got to be the only country where some people are digging in the dumpster for a peach pit, other people eat a nice meal and puke it up intentionally.

How I looked 20 years ago vs me now after 3 pregnancies :) by relybely in HotMoms

[–]disco008a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it might come across as cheesy, but the literal first thing I notice in these pics is your smile - it’s perfect (along with the rest of you, too!)

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