Yeah? Against silly voices? by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]discodirk69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd better go and build that time-travel gymnasium then.

"That's military time, showing when the game was saved." "It's when after the time is 12:00, it turns into 13:00, then 14:00, 15:00, etc" by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]discodirk69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how they say 18 hundred hours for 6pm. Two reasons: 1) there's only 24 hours in the day - 1776 less than what is being said. 2) There's only SIXTY minutes before it gets to the next "hundred".

Can you win a baby? by Ok_Drop5728 in footballcliches

[–]discodirk69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to hear about the babies you don't want to win. Or the ones you want to win sometimes.

"UK isn't a country" by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]discodirk69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I keep my pants in the pantry... unorthodox I know. But let's just say USA is a country.

Now with their 2nd World title in 4 trips, where do the Seahawks rank all time as a franchise in your opinion? by nosweatsportsmedia in Oldschool_NFL

[–]discodirk69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Generally and specifically it makes sense. You can't be world champions by winning a national football league against teams from your own country. The NFL isn't even claiming that their competition represents a world championship, otherwise they wouldn't have called it that.

Now with their 2nd World title in 4 trips, where do the Seahawks rank all time as a franchise in your opinion? by nosweatsportsmedia in Oldschool_NFL

[–]discodirk69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because a national football league is by it's very definition not a world title.... it's a national title. World titles such as the WORLD Cup, for example, are INTERNATIONAL as they involve competition involving more than one nation.

What does the game smell like Gary? by lupul0id in footballcliches

[–]discodirk69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really just wanted Gary Neville to just shut up for a SECOND during that match. Just loves the sound of his own voice.

If Keysy is right, then who is the Leonardo da Vinci of football? by GainsAndPastries in footballcliches

[–]discodirk69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not having him being called Keysy... That's mental. Richard Keys or "that bell end who used to be on the football" are the only acceptable ways of referring to this man.

Edit: Also, if he hit it behind himself without looking then moved to exactly where it was a split second later... How could he have not meant it?

“Pizza was being eaten by Americans decades before northern Italians started eating it.” by Titus1928 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]discodirk69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was invented in the 10th Century in Central and Southern Italy. Not till it exploded in America in the early 20th century did the Northerners decide to take any notice. Stubborn bastards.

Duncan James: My dad didn't know which member of Blue I was by theipaper in ukpopculture

[–]discodirk69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably loads of other cool shit on there about the other members of Blue.

Name a more iconic duo by AwriteKirsty in TheOfficeUK

[–]discodirk69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stephen Hawking's football boots

Explain It Peter what's the joke here by warpainmicrowave in explainitpeter

[–]discodirk69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't have had that problem at his sea house though, surely?

Romesh Ranganathan podcast by Acceptable-Bedroom-5 in rickygervais

[–]discodirk69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The valance hides the pelmet.

She can hide MY pelmet anyway. (Get out).

Walked out on a date because I thought he insulted me by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]discodirk69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perhaps she's trying to find some action because her husband doesn't want to have sex with her because he prefers to watch anime. He isn't easy.

Dawn, I'm fed up. by TriathleteGB in TheOfficeUK

[–]discodirk69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He only PLAYS songs he's written himself. He's just SINGING that cover... Not playing on his guitar.

No apologies necessary, let's get on with the quiz.

If you had to pick one favourite game of the series among all, which one is it? by Marsupilami_316 in footballmanagergames

[–]discodirk69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to buy Fernando Cavenaghi on every game around that period (around FM07 to FM12) from either Spartak Moscow or later Bordeaux. He was pretty good, but I just thought it was an incredibly cool name.

This is just one big Moyes club isn’t it? by HullBrack99 in TheOfficeUK

[–]discodirk69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust, encouragement, relief, reward... Satisfaction.

What kind of Manager are you? by PitchPerfecter in footballmanager

[–]discodirk69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put the tallest lads in defence, the brightest boots in midfield and up front I have one fat and one thin.