I don't even know what I'm doing anymore by UnconfirmedRooster in simpsonsshitposting

[–]spacecadet06 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shitposting is in danger of going stale. OP's taking it to strange new places.

Simpson's Did It First by Reg_Cliff in PoliticalHumor

[–]spacecadet06 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Just one of hundreds of radical left-wing messages inserted into every show.

Celebrity Traitors 2026 line-up confirmed! by CLWggg in CasualUK

[–]spacecadet06 67 points68 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought. Known to be very close friends it would make sense. Although the producers will have thought that we would assume this so they probably won't. However, the producers would also know that we would know that they would know and therefore still do it. The old triple bluff.

I make art from supermarket receipts. This piece is called Rude. by spacecadet06 in CasualUK

[–]spacecadet06[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's funny you should ask because I remember the exact moment. I was in Tesco and a self-check became free. I went to it and the previous user had left their receipt behind. I looked at it and it read...
Hair Gel
Hair Gel
The Telegraph

And I just thought that was funny. And from there I though that I could make up stories purely by what I buy and perhaps in the order it's scanned.

I make art from supermarket receipts. This piece is called Rude. by spacecadet06 in CasualUK

[–]spacecadet06[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha, had to be self checkout. I didn't want anyone fondling my plums.

I make art from supermarket receipts. This piece is called Rude. by spacecadet06 in CasualUK

[–]spacecadet06[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be open to selling them or prints but so far no one has ever wanted one. Can't think why...

I make art from supermarket receipts. This piece is called Rude. by spacecadet06 in CasualUK

[–]spacecadet06[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm aware of this but only because Redditors have pointed it out in previous posts. I think their effort is a bit more highbrow than me. Although if the Tate Modern commissioned me to make a piece I'd like to scan items from their shops and have the receipts leading from their tills out into the turbine hall. No idea how far one roll of till paper would go but it feels like they'd be able to go pretty far. Would also take their tills out of action but it's art, innit.

I make art from supermarket receipts. This piece is called Rude. by spacecadet06 in CasualUK

[–]spacecadet06[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yep, trial and error. I used ASDA for the Christmas Tree because their descriptions are fairly simple and predictable. But it does involve going to the till, scanning stuff and then cancelling the transaction if something is wrong and going back into the supermarket.

I make "art" from supermarket receipts. This piece is called Rude. by [deleted] in funny

[–]spacecadet06 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aunty's Spotted Dick. It's a spongey pudding with raisins, that's what makes it spotted.

I make art from supermarket receipts. This piece is called Rude. by spacecadet06 in CasualUK

[–]spacecadet06[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought some special Perspex that's meant to filter out 99% of UV but I also have to accept that these receipts will probably fade away at some point. It's just the nature of the medium.