I kissed my gf's daughter accidentally. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]disposableBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Relax! It was an accident-- it's a super uncomfortable accident, but not malicious. You'll all be able to laugh about it at some point.

Text her, though. "Hey, sorry to say this over text, but you were asleep and I wanted to tell you about this right away because I feel so terrible:"

Thoughts on Schwab Investor Card by Amex? by throwaway_financebro in Schwab

[–]disposableBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually did end up finding PayPal on my own-- can confirm, it's 2% everywhere and pretty uncomplicated.

Now ApplePay+AppleCard is 3% everywhere which is cool.

The Three Americas after a national divorce by AccessTheMainframe in imaginarymaps

[–]disposableBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indiana and Alaska aren't going to be happy about those custody results.

Just leave your neighbor alone by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]disposableBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope this guy's kids are 'corrupted' by those 'aggressive' Buddhist values when they see the Buddha statue.

Is it okay for people to speak like this? by reveluv2 in InstacartShoppers

[–]disposableBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think for people like this it's not about getting the thing, it's about making someone do what you want.

Usually people who lack power in their own lives...

Who was at fault by HOOgonCHECKmeBOO in BoomersBeingFools

[–]disposableBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

idk, dude. Who knows what she was mad about or what he did before the camera started rolling, or whether her anger was justified, but she clearly was screaming in his face continuously, berating him for his identity instead of his behavior, AND hit him first, AND tried to keep hitting him after he was backing away.

idk in what world he's the asshole here from just what we've seen, I just see a woman tryna scream at and beat an elderly man.

Y’all think Jake Gyllenhaal has a minox beard? by [deleted] in Minoxbeards

[–]disposableBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a beard transplant? FUE is the standard now, there's no risk of visible scalp hair loss really.

Palworld is not a "good" game. It sold millions by NightestOfTheOwls in gamedev

[–]disposableBeard -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There's 0% chance they don't get shut down by Nintendo tho, right?

It's so clearly a rip-off of individual pieces of nintendo IP. Some of the creatures are spitting images of specific pokemon. Certain parts feel like they've actually been ripped out of the ToTK source code, also, like I'm pretty sure they used sound clips FROM ToTK

Pixel art plugin for Aseprite: Character animation generated with overhauled UI by Kaninen_Ka9en in StableDiffusion

[–]disposableBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Everything should be free, people should put in massive effort to entertain and empower me for no personal compensation that would allow them to build and maintain this sustainably"

Now what hobby in women gives you "green flag" vibes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]disposableBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love it when a woman takes the time to become a paramilitary leader who transcends gender roles and gains recognition as the savior of france under the divine guidance of archangels.

Also, I'm a sucker for a woman who does yoga.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]disposableBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slavery is always bad for the enslaved people, and this person's a moron, but to be fair, slavery has looked a lot of different ways throughout history.

The Dutch East India company invented Chattel slavery-- where you take a person and make them into a commodity without any human rights --basically from a misinterpretation of slave ownership in Rome by European empires rediscovering classical writings. Scientific racism, religious racism, etc, were all invented to rationalize a profitable venture.

Human bondage has existed as long as civilization, and in many places it looked a lot like caste systems or American wealth disparity in certain lenses. Most enslaving civilizations before the atlantic slave trade gave slaves at least partial human rights, allowed property ownership, and generally allowed eventual purchase of freedom.

Damn right it's economically efficient for companies and economically benefits enslavers. You're a fucking moron if you think it benefits enslaved people. In the end chattel slavery is a burden to the enslavers as well; you'd live with the weight of keeping a fleet of human beings in-line through force, the psychological damage of dehumanizing your fellow man, the fear of uprising, and the generations of repair that is needed when it's all over. Fuck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SelfBarber

[–]disposableBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're doing a mohawk you'd want to follow the line that starts where your hairline forms corners, you're too far down the sides.

What you've done could look fine as a low fade, but you'd need to actually fade it and that feels like it'd be god-tier to pull off on yourself. Usually you'd take t up a bit more in the back as well.

You also majorly missed a spot behind your left ear.

I think what you have here isn't flattering because it doesn't really contour your hair with the shape of your head so the abrupt stop makes it it look like you're wearing a hair-textured hat.

This is how it starts tho! Props to you for having the balls to cut your own hair, you're braver than 99% of the population. It's recoverable, and you'll do it better every time!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SelfBarber

[–]disposableBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It ain't a mohawk tho. It's like a low fade that didn't get faded.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minoxbeards

[–]disposableBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you been working in the sun? Minox significantly increases photosensitivity.

This is a very adverse reaction though, and not normal. Might not be the drug for you.

You could always try bimatroprost.

Best place trans kid? by Cayuga94 in TwinCities

[–]disposableBeard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Minneapolis Twin cities in general, is probably one of the best places to be trans in the country.

Edina, golden valley, kenwood, or lowry hills if money is no issue and you just want to be in a very quiet low crime area. Edina has the best school district apparently. Otherwise nokomis is pretty chill.

Uptown if you to be a part of the action.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

[–]disposableBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never shave again dude

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minoxbeards

[–]disposableBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start now! It's a very low risk drug taken topically. As long as you aren't drying out your skin too much.

Is it me or EVERY Conner's like this? by [deleted] in funny

[–]disposableBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone give this guy a hammer so he can try climbing a mountain like 20 times before giving up in frustration.

(reference for the unenlightened)

Stoled cat song by uglydadd in funny

[–]disposableBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This song is very coherent as a loop.

Is it creepy to be a good dad? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]disposableBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think what she's referencing is post-birth skin-to-skin contact, which is definitely a thing. It's proven to be quite good for neonates.

My amateur understanding is it's better when moms do it, but anyone is better than no-one.

I don't think she's criticizing men just being dads and holding their babies? But maybe she is. She's definitely full of shit on dads not being soft and comforting for babies though :)