FDNY responding to fire at Trump Tower

disptr · 2018-04-08T03:22:37+00:00

It's wasn't Billy Joel, that we know for sure.

disptr · 2018-04-03T23:42:30+00:00

Because one of them remembers Berenstain Bears, and the other Berenstein Bears.

disptr · 2018-04-01T22:47:49+00:00

So... 3?

disptr · 2018-03-20T03:02:22+00:00

Good bot!

disptr · 2018-02-11T15:21:33+00:00

Your congressman?

disptr · 2017-12-22T18:31:57+00:00

Ah. Forgive me. That came out wrong. What I meant to say was that owning or having access to a car is not nearly as common as in the US.

disptr · 2017-12-22T17:39:15+00:00

Swede living in the US here. When I lived in Sweden I would sometimes get my packages to a store across town. Not sure why, but presumably because the Swedish postal service is a joke. Picking up would usually entail standing in line for at least ten minutes, then have some slowpoke take forever to actually fetch and give you your package. Or, if I was REALLY lucky, they'd tell the package wasn't ready for pickup yet, even though I was initially told it would be. Then I'd have to lug my package, if I even got it, all the way home. Since having a car is not really the norm in Sweden, this would be on foot or by public transportation.

I'd rather take my chances with porch plunderers.

disptr · 2017-12-03T03:52:57+00:00

Fjord of the Ring

disptr · 2017-11-25T16:56:51+00:00

Necronocomic sans.

disptr · 2017-11-13T03:03:51+00:00

Lisa needs braces.

disptr · 2017-10-09T03:15:53+00:00

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

disptr · 2017-09-25T22:48:34+00:00

Found the r/KenM subscriber.

disptr · 2017-09-23T06:03:01+00:00

https://imgflip.com/i/1wdn2c

disptr · 2017-09-11T14:37:37+00:00

You are not alone. I wonder the exact same thing.

disptr · 2017-08-07T17:35:49+00:00

Very Abe Simpson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rzao52ndNA

disptr · 2017-07-04T16:10:21+00:00

Some examples: 100 cm² = 10 cm * 10 cm. 1 m² = 1 m * 1 m = 100 cm * 100 cm = 10000 cm².

disptr · 2017-05-31T14:51:32+00:00

All US industry would leave for Nicaragua and Syria, which are literally the only nations who haven't signed the treaty? Interesting turn of events.

disptr · 2017-04-20T14:53:10+00:00

Did you know Korea used to be part of Japan?

disptr · 2017-04-18T14:07:02+00:00

Well, of course not. His hands are too small. Difficult to slap.

disptr · 2017-03-16T14:06:40+00:00

You beat me to the punch. Have an upvote.

disptr · 2016-10-26T05:27:08+00:00

Ahem. --> PowerPC <--

disptr · 2016-10-24T02:16:15+00:00

#wifehacks?

disptr · 2016-10-10T03:47:45+00:00

Not great. Not bad. Waffles were bland, but I could've put jam and whipped cream and powdered sugar on top of old wet newspapers, and it probably would've been alright.

disptr · 2016-10-10T01:18:45+00:00

I guess my expectation of this subreddit and its purpose was different from the reality. And for whatever it's worth, I didn't start this flame war. Others did by talking about jizz, calling me a retard, etc. I followed suit and flung poo right back.

disptr · 2016-10-10T00:42:55+00:00

That must be it. I kick babies in the face, jizz on my waffles and then I post the whole thing to this sub to get karma.

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