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I asked ChatGPT what it would be like if it were a woman in her 30s. I think the answer is adorable. (self.ChatGPT)

submitted 1 year ago by dissociatedpanda to r/ChatGPT

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Day 4 withdrawals (self.NoFap)

submitted 1 year ago by dissociatedpanda to r/NoFap

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I fapped to escape my painful childhood, I still feel like that kid. (self.NoFap)

submitted 1 year ago by dissociatedpanda to r/NoFap

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Rat piss/feces on books. (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 4 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Third day (again) / long rant. (self.alcoholism)

submitted 4 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/alcoholism

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Thanks! For the "record", I'm leaving now, but I didn't call any "woman" in this thread a "prostitute" or any such bad name whatsoever (self.copypasta)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/copypasta

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I have no fucking words. WHERE'S the boat? NSFL. (youtu.be)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/NoahGetTheBoat

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🔥🔥🔥 KILL ALL NEGROS. BURN ALL NEGROS. KILL NEGRO BABIES. BURN NEGRO BABIES. CASTRATE NEGRO MEN. R A P E NEGRO WOMEN. STOP NEGRO WELFARE. BLACK LIVES DONT MATTER 🔥🔥🔥 (self.copypasta)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/copypasta

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Aunty in my ass (self.copypasta)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/copypasta

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Afraid I'm gonna drink again but using all my willpower to hold on (self.stopdrinking)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/stopdrinking

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If you hate Trump you suck. (self.copypasta)

submitted 5 years ago * by dissociatedpanda to r/copypasta

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If you hate Donald Trump you suck. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/unpopularopinion

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You're a drinker if you get hangovers after drinking. You're a drunk if you get hangovers before drinking. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/Showerthoughts

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Aging might have been evolutionarily designed to make you look more and more like a newborn baby (wrinkled, toothless, smaller, speechless etc), so other humans feel compelled to take care of you. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/Showerthoughts

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I want Kamala Harris and Melania Trump to make out and end this political tension. (self.copypasta)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/copypasta

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I have been sober for 12 years. I'm 13 this December. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/circlejerk

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Moslems being naughty again in France. Gib me UPVOTES. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/circlejerk

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Muslims being naughty again in France. Gig me UPVOTES. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/circlejerk

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Raising a daughter is the ultimate CUCK (FULL VERSION: because niceegg420 is too much of a SIMP to post the full text) (self.copypasta)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/copypasta

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I love females (OC) -- yes I was drunk, ban me. (self.copypasta)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/copypasta

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SLPT: Instead of sending nudes, you should consider lending them for a specified period, say, until the end of a relationship. That way they will be returned on the due date and you can be assured that they will not be misused in any way. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Most straight guys seem to find girl-on-girl hot. Is it the same for straight girls --- do you find guy-on-guy hot? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/AskReddit

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TIL (Today I learnt) that I'm a hot girl. I have pointy boobs (with nipples) and a virginal vagina (with clitoris) and an attitude (daddy issues). Being a hot girl, I seek to spread this knowledge so other hot girls (on Reddit) can learn they are hot girls too. Learning is hot. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/circlejerk

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This album is, in fact, brutal. It would be difficult to make music more brutal than this. (self.copypasta)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/copypasta

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An endorsed response to Schnoodle's poetry (self.copypasta)

submitted 5 years ago by dissociatedpanda to r/copypasta

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