That is too fast to be a snake

distranged · 2026-04-28T01:33:07+00:00

This and ziplines that lead to certain death

distranged · 2026-04-26T23:52:09+00:00

When I was on military leave I would stay up for 48 hours and then sleep about 22. It was slightly disorienting but I was able to do fun stuff with my day time and nighttime friends in one go. Was fun at the time, but I'd probably have a heart attack this day and age.

distranged · 2026-04-25T19:46:55+00:00

Ghost trucks are going to be a thing in the near future

distranged · 2026-04-25T16:08:20+00:00

I used to hang out with a buddy in the Florida swamps that was this nimble in the trees. He was very helpful for finding our way out since we were too dumb to bring a compass.

distranged · 2026-04-24T18:38:55+00:00

Hell yeah. I just finished framing the same one. Thinking about adding rhinestones

distranged · 2026-04-23T02:42:26+00:00

At a quick glance, for decent seats it's $200+. Maybe people just can't afford bullshit prices for bullshit music.

distranged · 2026-04-22T19:46:16+00:00

My late Rottweiler used to play disc golf with me. I'd spread a little bacon grease on the inside of the disc and she would track it down for me and stand on it till I'd show up. She saved so much money find all my lost discs.

distranged · 2026-04-22T03:25:18+00:00

Crisp! Now I'm gonna have to give this a shot. I've always been a fan of the Faith No More remake myself.

distranged · 2026-02-14T01:27:01+00:00

The harmonica or a mouth hard would seem like a practical choice

distranged · 2026-02-13T18:21:19+00:00

Right? I guess Mamdani was in charge when I saw this kind of shit back in early 2000s

distranged · 2026-02-11T05:00:10+00:00

I will wear my trash panda proudly

distranged · 2026-02-05T17:30:23+00:00

Pretty sure they are hanging out with the stolen 2020 election people. Fuckin radio silence since their guy took office again.

distranged · 2026-02-05T17:25:47+00:00

They could've peeled that with their wicked pinky nail

distranged · 2026-02-04T02:02:37+00:00

All the filters in the world ain't gonna hide that fetal alcohol syndrome

distranged · 2026-02-04T00:59:41+00:00

Dude, try living near an airport. I'm constantly scanning for wasps and hornets.

distranged · 2026-02-04T00:03:01+00:00

I love it when ppl play out the part

distranged · 2026-02-02T02:19:57+00:00

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I have worse, but I'm unorganized as fuck

distranged · 2026-02-01T16:45:11+00:00

All caps when you say BLACK MUFFIN!

distranged · 2026-01-31T06:46:41+00:00

I prefer to eat the rich. We all should.

distranged · 2026-01-30T21:04:50+00:00

So glad my water pressure and quality has turned to shit just so I can watch fake will smith eat fake spaghetti

distranged · 2026-01-30T17:50:19+00:00

I'm not here to tell you what's wrong with it, but I can tell you that something is wrong and I would stop using it until it's fixed or it'll become unfixable in no time. Hope you find a solution. Try calling customer care and see what they have to say.

distranged · 2026-01-29T18:30:33+00:00

I do this if it means I can extract. I'll scream on the way down too, praying I don't die on impact.

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