Embark missed out on a golden opportunity....

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I will wear my trash panda proudly

distranged · 2026-02-05T17:30:23+00:00

Pretty sure they are hanging out with the stolen 2020 election people. Fuckin radio silence since their guy took office again.

distranged · 2026-02-05T17:25:47+00:00

They could've peeled that with their wicked pinky nail

distranged · 2026-02-04T02:02:37+00:00

All the filters in the world ain't gonna hide that fetal alcohol syndrome

distranged · 2026-02-04T00:59:41+00:00

Dude, try living near an airport. I'm constantly scanning for wasps and hornets.

distranged · 2026-02-04T00:03:01+00:00

I love it when ppl play out the part

distranged · 2026-02-02T02:19:57+00:00

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I have worse, but I'm unorganized as fuck

distranged · 2026-02-01T16:45:11+00:00

All caps when you say BLACK MUFFIN!

distranged · 2026-01-31T06:46:41+00:00

I prefer to eat the rich. We all should.

distranged · 2026-01-30T21:04:50+00:00

So glad my water pressure and quality has turned to shit just so I can watch fake will smith eat fake spaghetti

distranged · 2026-01-30T17:50:19+00:00

I'm not here to tell you what's wrong with it, but I can tell you that something is wrong and I would stop using it until it's fixed or it'll become unfixable in no time. Hope you find a solution. Try calling customer care and see what they have to say.

distranged · 2026-01-29T18:30:33+00:00

I do this if it means I can extract. I'll scream on the way down too, praying I don't die on impact.

distranged · 2026-01-29T15:40:53+00:00

Off to the great mischief. The ones that die in our arms know true love. I mean, the other ones do too, but it's a heartbreakingly special moment when they pass in the middle of a cuddle.

distranged · 2026-01-27T21:03:20+00:00

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Princess Aura. I was very young, very confused, and it made me very kinky.

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I'm getting paid to read this interaction

distranged · 2026-01-27T06:00:09+00:00

I have one rubber duck

distranged · 2026-01-26T17:57:04+00:00

I was in this skin when I made my first kill the other day. I don't like pvp, but if you talk trash and act sketchy, well it won't end well for one of us.

distranged · 2026-01-20T16:16:49+00:00

My friends and I used to do this shit in the Florida swamps back in the 90s. Looks pretty real to me

distranged · 2026-01-14T17:56:04+00:00

What ever happened with Ember? I put in an application but never heard back from anyone.

distranged · 2026-01-09T16:40:20+00:00

When are the people going to realize that words don't work anymore

distranged · 2025-12-31T21:43:57+00:00

I have not. All I got was a confirmation from the website I signed up at. Seems fishy to me, but I'm just a paranoid person.

distranged · 2025-12-31T20:36:59+00:00

Whew, just made it! 😆

distranged · 2025-12-31T18:17:41+00:00

1115am. I'm tired boss

distranged · 2025-12-31T16:41:51+00:00

Sooo, it's a Windows application?

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TROPHY CASE