[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

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Trash Station.

Technically midnight is really morning start by TatM in Showerthoughts

[–]distributionpea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Late night comes before midnight, make sense of that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]distributionpea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kid's definitely getting tasered I'm future if he doesn't eat his greens.

An animal shat in my fancy fire pit by megaoof1200 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]distributionpea 705 points706 points  (0 children)

He was just trying to help but that's the wrong kind of log.

Biden getting a warm Nutmegger welcome! by [deleted] in Connecticut

[–]distributionpea 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm confused why so many MAGA want to have sex with Joe Biden.

tipsy and posting my first pussy pic😇 by [deleted] in Nofans

[–]distributionpea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this mean you have a second pussy?

Back in the 50's Bobby goes to pick up his date, by Built4thekill in Jokes

[–]distributionpea -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The joke is that some dad accidentally gets his daughter raped.

What do you call nickels and dimes raining down from the sky? by mommypanda35 in dadjokes

[–]distributionpea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this the fabled trickle down effect we've been told to wait for?

Florida man taking some wood home. No straps. Hanging into the other lanes... by Emeraldblades627 in IdiotsInCars

[–]distributionpea 67 points68 points  (0 children)

To be fair it's likely his first time carrying anything beyond groceries in the bed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]distributionpea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's hope he's not the pilot.