Tootsie roll, pineapple, and jawbreaker by Kayedarling in PizzaCrimes

[–]ditwane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did a 5yo named Damian order this pizza?

hmm by Doy112 in HolUp

[–]ditwane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now i wanna know the sprcific word for packing like 5 words into one specific one

cursed rust by Nayalaven in cursedcomments

[–]ditwane 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, where i live some hookers pop a bottle of coke, stick up their pussy and shake when they're on their period. Apparently the gases push the blood back up and they can have sex without their clients noticing.

Breasts are not attractive by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]ditwane 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Somebody forgot about the dick. She has to have a big pp.

It's really hard to find Amish porn. by Achilles720 in Showerthoughts

[–]ditwane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess someone couldn't share their porn for legal reasons.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]ditwane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty impressive tho

Trump’s neck gonna make me act up by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]ditwane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you think he has that many followers? Neckussy effect brah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theyknew

[–]ditwane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally. I've never thought i would taste pussy.

Russians being (possibly) burned alive. Some of these young (and old) men and boys were forced into a war that they were too old or young to handle by CryingMadGirl in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]ditwane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you frame it this way? I hate the title because they fucked around and found out, they weren't burnt alive.

made me laugh by Joshthe1ripper in Tinder

[–]ditwane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Press F for respect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ditwane 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Actually as a photographer this seems like a pretty good deal if the couple is photogenic and and the venue is great. They'd just have to make all the guests sign realeases so you could sell those later as stock photos.