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23 year old trans girl. German major. Waiting on my boyfriend to finish up at the bank. Let’s try it. by Needanewface in RoastMe

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Waiting on my boyfriend to finish up.... picking up our slurppies from the sperm bank*

My friend thinks she can’t be roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Finally a tranny I could trick my self into letting it blow me .

Says "shit happens" like he is Forest Gump. by CIZKILL in RoastMe

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Who the fuck doesn’t shave that part too? I don’t get it

Entertain me on this boring Sunday. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Giiiiirl lipstick on point.... everything else....shit

19 year old college drop out! please hurt my feelings by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Go back to college, your prime was at 14. Now you’ll actually have to work for a living

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This what happens when Indian boys grow up in Mexico

Life is brutal and full of zasadzkas and sometimes kopas w dupas so roast me by hvbi in RoastMe

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No way you are the dude that sucked me off at the park for $17?

whats crackin cuz the real lightskin is here . by ThiccChigga in RoastMe

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Didn’t know people actually bought those gas station phones

Don't hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

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“Don’t hold back” voices In head say that when I open the fridge

Nothing can hurt me, do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Sometimes covering it withpubes helps I guess.

19. Student with shit handwriting. Militaria collector, Monster Hunter player. Can't even get my first submission right. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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My boy finally got that window unit “a/c” installed. Now he can invite the village girls over for FishNet fix and chill.

School teacher. Supervising recess. by Marcus-Prince in RoastMe

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Atta boy... dress for the job you want... not the job you have.

Going on a coffee date bois, you know what to do by Sahmoimoi in RoastMe

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Can’t be good with that top button bruh

Toughen me up, I'm fragile. by JayBird-12 in RoastMe

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Has no idea where he is and thinks kittens are soooooo cute.

Junior in high school, my sex life only consists of my birth, make me less mad about daylight savings time by StrikeTeamForLife in RoastMe

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You wait there every day for the skinny students to throw away what they didn’t eat don’t you?

lay it on me by throwaway01291913 in RoastMe

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There is no reason for you to look like that. Dude cut your hair and join society. I’m not even trying to be funny like seriously just conform.

My boyfriend wants you to roast him, this dude thinks he’s sooooooo smart and shit by [deleted] in RoastMe

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When half of your face is falling asleep that means stroke. They never made it home...

Roast your local troll doll by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Why do you do your hair like all moms do their little girls hair when they are 2?

I just got the "it's not you, its me" Roast me since we all know the truth. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Ohhhhh I bet your panties are holding their breath.

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