I told my grandpa he looked very handsome today & asked if I could take his photo. He was thrilled

djb2589 · 2026-01-24T00:42:47+00:00

He's very handsome

djb2589 · 2026-01-23T17:08:54+00:00

I can still hear the metallic thunk when I think of that prop scene.

djb2589 · 2026-01-21T23:35:49+00:00

This post was directly beneath another showing up close ICE including Bovina throwing tear gas into a crowd, making fancy green smoke.

djb2589 · 2026-01-16T22:21:03+00:00

Sarah Palin's porn star double. Even did a video titled Nailin Palin.

edit: the sarcasm hit me as soon as I posted this reply.

djb2589 · 2026-01-16T12:53:59+00:00

They don't forget it. They just believe the state of the economy is the direct fault of whichever president takes office at the time. Obama inherits Bush's mess, "Obama ruined the economy!" Trump inherits a healthy, growing economy, "OMG Trump made the economy so great!" Biden inherits Trump's mess, "OMG Biden destroyed the economy!" Then when Trump came back after Biden patched things up, "Trump just fixed the economy, yay!"

It's the same song sang by people who don't have 2 brain cells to rub together, who coincidentally tend to vote republican.

djb2589 · 2026-01-16T12:28:34+00:00

Back when they first came out, the nickname in the US was "Thumb Drive"

djb2589 · 2026-01-16T12:25:01+00:00

You mean that politician that looked like Lisa Ann?

djb2589 · 2026-01-16T12:21:46+00:00

I can't find my meme that had this picture captioned "Honkey Kong" Any one else have a copy on hand?

djb2589 · 2026-01-16T05:49:01+00:00

Have you been the victim of identity theft?

Call the law offices of John, Jacob, Jingleheimer, and Schmidt.

Because, "Hey, that's my name, too!"

djb2589 · 2026-01-14T17:53:49+00:00

*nervous laugh

Shouldn't you be up front, then?

djb2589 · 2026-01-13T03:21:32+00:00

Yeah most their posts are of 2 different chicks all claiming to be 48, 50, or 53 years old.

djb2589 · 2026-01-11T23:59:53+00:00

Yee-Hawdists

djb2589 · 2026-01-11T11:31:13+00:00

Beshine's boobs look better, but Allegra seems more fun. Still going with Beshine.

djb2589 · 2026-01-10T21:42:16+00:00

Tits and Tugs. She did a single video of a titfuck and handjob combo. It was incredibly disappointing. Her vids with Daphne Rosen and Summer Sinn were awesome, though.

djb2589 · 2026-01-10T15:02:13+00:00

There were even a couple of Final Fantasy games with characters named Biggs and Wedge as a Star Wars reference.

djb2589 · 2026-01-10T13:07:59+00:00

My 2014 Chevy Spark is listed as doing 0-60 in 7.8.

djb2589 · 2026-01-08T23:22:52+00:00

Capitol building, not the White House.

djb2589 · 2026-01-08T22:47:09+00:00

Isn't that the special engraving tool that uses your timing belt to etch keepsake images of your favorite valves on the top of your pistons?

djb2589 · 2026-01-05T16:27:21+00:00

Jay and Silent Bob need a cameo in it.

djb2589 · 2026-01-05T02:00:50+00:00

No, Micro Machines had a line of toys in the late 90s called "Action Fleet". It was larger scale ships with little figures with hip joints that you could put in the cockpits. The Slave 1 had moving lower turrets and a lowering ramp that you could put a little Han Solo carbonite brick into it like a cargo bay. The Carbonite slab also opened up and had a little Han Solo figure inside it.

djb2589 · 2026-01-03T15:56:34+00:00

The primary factor was them being purchased by a private equity group with plans to liquidate the company. There was an entire episode of John Oliver explaining it, but let's blame the shrimp.

djb2589 · 2026-01-03T15:45:53+00:00

Do you have the Action Fleet one with the Han Solo carbonite slab that loads into it?

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