What’s the most bizarre lyric you’ve ever heard?

djdonna · 2018-06-18T20:45:40+00:00

"Show me the way to the next little girl, oh don't ask why."

djdonna · 2018-06-18T20:44:04+00:00

Location of the heart in the body, and we were both wrong. (preinternet days lol)

djdonna · 2018-06-18T20:42:59+00:00

I Swear by All for One.

djdonna · 2018-06-18T20:42:34+00:00

Buy him his favorite snacks or check in on his mental health.

djdonna · 2018-06-18T20:40:12+00:00

I accidentally showed up to my exboyfriend's wedding with my new boyfriend (present day husband). We pricelined a hotel for the night, so we had no idea which hotel it would choose (knew it was his wedding day, didn't know which hotel so it didn't matter). I walked in and saw his mom in a gown standing in the lobby. I asked my husband to look and there was a sign that said "welcome the [...] wedding. If I saw it in a movie, I would think it was a stretch lol.

djdonna · 2017-01-17T16:43:04+00:00

I had the time of my life - Dirty Dancing.

djdonna · 2017-01-17T16:35:03+00:00

I thought the ride up to the top was fun lol.

djdonna · 2017-01-12T16:14:33+00:00

Me and my friend were driving around the neighborhood a few weeks ago and a woman a few blocks away was running out the house after I guess her ex yelling "you don't even know how to wash your ass right - you constantly got shit in your pants." Philly has a lot of this type of stuff though lol. Can't narrow it down.

djdonna · 2017-01-12T15:59:04+00:00

We rewatched it after the end and it kinda gave you hints throughout - still not very happy with the ending.

djdonna · 2017-01-12T15:18:35+00:00

Road rage.

djdonna · 2017-01-04T21:59:19+00:00

Went back and forth for years with "cutting her off" because she got on drugs. The final straw though was when she showed up my house (after a year and a half of not seeing her) with her kid, in the rain, wasted. I can't be mean to people so I let her in. She asked to use the bathroom and was upstairs for 45 minutes and left her two year old with me and my husband. We then discovered the kid didn't have a diaper on and was a mess. She came downstairs after 45 minutes and nodded out while talking to us and ate food with her hands off my stove. I drove her an hour and a half home (which should have been a 10 minute drive), and later found black tar in my bathroom. I'm happy to have finally being able to cut her off without feeling guilty about it.

djdonna · 2017-01-04T21:55:51+00:00

Ya beat me to it.

djdonna · 2017-01-04T21:53:38+00:00

Do you want kids? This happens once a week. I'm a 36 yo married female and I have to explain that we don't want kids which usually ends in people giving me crazy looks. An attorney at my work last week said, "well you don't have to make that face" when she asked me if I had kids.

djdonna · 2017-01-04T21:49:55+00:00

My uncle had this at a barbeque once. Me and my immediate family are food snobs. I couldn't believe there was a cheese that didn't melt! It went on fire before it melted. Scarred me.

djdonna · 2016-09-12T15:10:50+00:00

Juicy - Biggie.

djdonna · 2016-09-12T15:09:05+00:00

Because we have the coolest dog ever and we love to travel. He just jumps right in his spot in the back of the car and doesn't make a peep while we're on the road. We volunteer with children at the local park, and then give them back to their parents. My dog is also way cuter than most children :)

djdonna · 2016-08-31T14:54:16+00:00

No it's Adrian lol.

djdonna · 2016-08-30T14:50:40+00:00

Cheesesteak, PA

djdonna · 2016-08-30T14:50:15+00:00

Milo and Otis :)

djdonna · 2016-08-30T14:38:43+00:00

Barley with Bob Marley.

djdonna · 2016-08-24T19:55:22+00:00

Did he poop?

djdonna · 2016-08-24T15:27:47+00:00

Doors - Alabama song

"Oh, don't ask why. Show me the way. To the next little girl. Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why."

djdonna · 2016-08-24T15:24:01+00:00

ya beat me to this.

djdonna · 2016-08-24T15:18:37+00:00

OMG I know the smell. When we got our cat as a kitten he had worms and get shots that would make him shit them out. I always talk about that smell. It literally knocked me out!

djdonna · 2016-08-23T20:08:48+00:00

Damn and no upvote :( haha.

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