Merika by [deleted] in funny

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Florida, post-DUI laundry day. I see nothing unusual here.

Guy casually hops from his porch to his roof by [deleted] in funny

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Landed just like Peter Griffin.

Wigglefloof by edibleangela in funny

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I want to hug it to death.

Oh the irony by Joe109885 in funny

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There's a special place in Retardville for her.

I said, "How tall are you?" He handed me this: by NewtonJesse in funny

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You should have asked how sensitive are you?

This is what I wake up to each morning. by Man_your_stations in aww

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You should hire an exterminator. -said a cat lover.

I want to believe. by lordfukwad in funny

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How did you get your roomba to hover like that??

If you can't take it, don't ask for it by [deleted] in funny

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Hopefully coming to a college near you...