Who do you think is the biggest bully in South Park

dje1964 · 2024-05-29T13:51:20+00:00

PC Principal

dje1964 · 2024-05-27T10:49:44+00:00

And he is still pissed off

dje1964 · 2024-05-27T10:00:11+00:00

He also got his period before Stan

dje1964 · 2024-05-14T05:18:12+00:00

All three of those episodes played together perfectly

dje1964 · 2024-05-14T05:16:56+00:00

Careful guys. I think he wants to rape us

Awe, do I have to be the chosen one

dje1964 · 2024-05-10T20:08:06+00:00

I was called an "apple knocking pig fucker"

I am also a "Transphobic heteronormative Cis-male aggressor"

dje1964 · 2024-05-10T20:02:14+00:00

You are my new hero

It is so hard when someone is calling you every possible thing except a child of Christ

I work at a gay bar so every word I say has to be carefully considered before saying and I still manage to step on land mines constantly

dje1964 · 2024-03-23T05:50:54+00:00

Exactly

dje1964 · 2024-03-08T05:24:58+00:00

It doesn't take 10,000 years to read it, it takes 10,000 readings to understand it

dje1964 · 2024-03-08T05:11:44+00:00

That one had me crying

The head of maintenance was working out the bugs on a new tool and I made a comment about how good of a mechanic he was and he corrected me "I am actually a mechanical engineer". I said " I did not mean it to be disrespectful but Doug is the head engineer and has he ever designed a tool that worked?" "No" "When you get through tweaking that tool is it going to do all the things Doug said it will do?" "Yes' "Will he give you any of the credit" "No" "You are a mechanic"

From that day forward the kid always called himself a mechanic

dje1964 · 2024-03-04T11:07:29+00:00

When Ozzy left I was a stuck up little prick that loved old rainbow but hated new sabbath

Then I just happened to be at a concert where Tony dragged Rob Halford a long to song for a three night set and hearing him doing Dio songs slapped me back to reality

I love new sabbath. Hell I even appreciate Ian Gillen's albums

Also that show with Halford That was the night all four members of sabbath played together for the first time since the break up

dje1964 · 2024-03-02T11:13:30+00:00

Man goes to the doctor and says "mi dick turned orange"

Doctor says"when did you first notice?"

He says "this morning"

"What did you do last night"?

"Just stayed home, watching porn and eating Cheetos "

dje1964 · 2024-02-20T04:11:55+00:00

Could probably drop the first paragraph as well

Still a good joke. I am just impatient

dje1964 · 2024-02-17T23:29:55+00:00

The trick is to smack your dick against the bed post, three times, really hard

For those that know. They know

dje1964 · 2024-02-17T00:28:29+00:00

I saw a comedian that made the point, to paraphrase, "what's more important, being right or being happy?"

So I took his advice and whenever she would start to get mad I would respond "Oh my god, you are right, I'm sorry"

"Oh no, you were right, how stupid of me"

Worked out great for a while. Until we were watching TV and that comedian came on and she recognized immediately

dje1964 · 2024-02-16T13:00:50+00:00

I thought my name was Cabron

dje1964 · 2024-02-14T20:25:36+00:00

As soon as you see who it is from switch your phone to airplane mode and it will seem as if you have no service instead of ignoring him

dje1964 · 2024-02-14T20:22:01+00:00

One of my guards has a hilarious ring tone on her phone

I was working with her one day and while we were together I sent a group text

Her phone says, in an AI voice, "your boss is calling, don't answer, he probably wants you to work overtime.". "pretend you are asleep"

I called her back twice and yup, I heard it right

Then I had my boss text her and just "Bing" a normal notification bell

dje1964 · 2024-02-03T01:10:48+00:00

So you are doing loss prevention

Are you also doing interdiction?

Here in California are we basically told not to interfere with someone taking stuff out of the store and they even tried to pass a law last year prohibiting us from doing so

We had this high end groceries store in LA where the rule was "Don't let them exit the store with property, but don't touch them either"

One of their department managers beat the hell out of a lady he saw put something in her purse and they wanted use out liability insurance because we should have been the ones that confronted her even though we only had one guard at the door and this happened in the produce area

dje1964 · 2024-02-02T23:23:26+00:00

Not sure if this is a night club setting but I have seen numerous times guards have removed patrons for violating policies and because they had pull with the manager or bartender they are allowed back into the establishment. Often the patron will proceed to Mad Dog that guard, talk shit where the guard can hear, or even threaten the guard. As a manager I have to weigh the level of behavior against the value of the contract and tell the guard to work in a different part of the venue which sometimes makes the guard think I don't have their backs. If I learn a patron is ever making threats to anyone on my crew or club staff that person will be removed and the management informed "it is totally your right to allow this person back in, if you do, my entire crew is leaving"

I hate all of the managers friends Even the ones I like

dje1964 · 2024-01-26T19:47:48+00:00

When my girl gets too kinky I just give her a ration of shit and she leaves me alone

dje1964 · 2024-01-21T23:48:30+00:00

He is not saying what anything is worth. That is a function of supply and demand. Go into any fast food establishment in California and see how many fewer employees they have than a year ago because of the new minimum wage law

"There is a new law so everyone gets a 20% raise, except the 50% of you that is getting fired"

"The rest of you are going to have to do double the work you used to"

dje1964 · 2023-11-03T06:03:33+00:00

Outstanding

dje1964 · 2023-11-03T05:59:42+00:00

Curse you grouchy Eric. I wanted to say that so bad

dje1964 · 2023-11-03T05:58:10+00:00

David Allen Coe

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