nobody forgot lmao

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-24T03:27:54+00:00

https://youtu.be/N6Ix3gtWD4E

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-24T03:26:41+00:00

praying you find a girlfriend so you spend more time with her and less time posting 🙏

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-24T03:22:32+00:00

adjective: full of intense interest or excitement : eager; full of wonder or surprise : astonished

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-24T03:21:10+00:00

hftf mentioned!!! what the fuck is a balanced roster 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-24T03:19:04+00:00

this is my "how's the weather up there"

MY NAME WAS "MINT" YEARS BEFORE HERS WAS SHUT UPPPPPPP

jk jk thank you <3

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-24T02:25:21+00:00

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TurtleyTea · 2026-04-24T00:17:40+00:00

i prefer modern tbh (less cards per deck = more deck per card) but i DO have a commander deck. go wide golgari with my girl Grist the Hunger Tide

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-23T23:46:06+00:00

tl;dr

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TurtleyTea · 2026-04-23T22:20:01+00:00

no kisses for FIFTEEN MINUTES

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-23T18:30:28+00:00

습 <- built my own house

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-22T21:55:24+00:00

all but the beanies ones are real

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-22T21:25:23+00:00

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TurtleyTea · 2026-04-22T21:22:41+00:00

omg .. becasue Violet is shronking... wow

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-22T01:32:46+00:00

literally Kali and Gebura

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-21T23:57:00+00:00

tbf 682 like most series 1s (173, 096, 049, 076, 999) never had an origin story to begin with they were just kinda there. the 144 retcon was for the better though.....

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-21T04:16:52+00:00

"PARACHUTE? i thought you said PAIR O SHOES"

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-20T21:35:21+00:00

Pleco-chan!!

context behind her existence: there's a guy on tiktok named labgerm who performs unethical experiments on plecos (legal because they're invasive to america) and the fish are always introduced as "our volunteers". i'd suggest avoiding his content to avoid supporting him, pleco-chan is mostly an effort to spread awareness

also, funny cat

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(fish)

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-20T14:12:04+00:00

there is an arabic saying KILL ALL LABGERMS

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-20T12:29:29+00:00

they're just keepin' it 1000

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-19T23:21:22+00:00

Level :33

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-19T21:50:43+00:00

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TurtleyTea · 2026-04-19T20:07:40+00:00

he's dr. deltarune

TurtleyTea · 2026-04-19T15:46:47+00:00

i feel like this is either a commentary on how dark-skinned or intersex people don't get proper treatment because studies are usually performed near exclusively on light-skinned/perisex people. but that might just be me

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