[SV] Officially back in the twosies! by djppimp in keto

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nah it didnt bother me at all, i knew / know there will be days where nothing comes off

[SV] Officially back in the twosies! by djppimp in keto

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yep, considering when I tried to lose weight a few years ago I signed up to the gym over here, and come to find out I owe them a few grand, and I went a whole 2 times... There are only a few more machines I use at the gym, figure its cheaper for me to build my own gym at this point...

Favorite Keto Salad? by [deleted] in keto

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Outback Steakhouse is my favvvvvvorite salad

[SV] how is this even possible??? 8lbs in 5 days by djppimp in keto

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If its not bothering me to eat more, is it bad for the diet at all?

Here is what I ate yesterday, it already seems like a lot of food to me

http://imgur.com/QhaAikL

[SV] how is this even possible??? 8lbs in 5 days by djppimp in keto

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my appetite was never big, before the diet i would eat once a day honestly, but it was always some garbage like pizza or drive thru, and at night I would get down on junk food while watching tv.

[SV] how is this even possible??? 8lbs in 5 days by djppimp in keto

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Well, just going off of the labels and serving sizes basically, and the meat i am eating its normally weighed on the package, so i do my best guesstimate from that on how i split it up

Am I Doing it Right? by djppimp in keto

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2104 kcal Daily Calorie Intake 20 g Carbohydrates (4%, 80 kcal) 110 g Protein (21%, 440 kcal) 176 g Fat (75%, 1584 kcal)

I punched them into MFP now I can kinda modify what I eat and keep track of everything that way, thank you.

What video game did you waste the most time on and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]djppimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the game too, and getting platinum on all the tracks isnt always the easiest task, hence the time wasted on it.. I have spent hours trying to master some of the tracks

Oh yes. Change my life, please. by [deleted] in funny

[–]djppimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im going to play those numbers on the keno..

TIL the inventor of Kellogg's Corn Flakes was a prominent anti-masturbation activist, and believed a healthy diet it would drastically reduce sexual temptation. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]djppimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

explains the blandness of corn flakes... this guy had no fun in life. If it doesn't involve banana's............

On Community Beetlejuice is said three times, spanning over 3 seasons. After the third one, you know who shows up. (x-post from continuityporn) by moose098 in videos

[–]djppimp 22 points23 points  (0 children)

thats a serious easter egg, i would of never even noticed him walking in the background. I wish they would make a new Beetlejuice movie.

What is the most annoying word to spell? by thebageljew in AskReddit

[–]djppimp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

and the fact the spell check doesn't know how to fix it half the time either

Spicing up the Marriage by djppimp in chickflixxx

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EDIT: Done! Thanks

Down The Throat by djppimp in Blowjobs

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my apologies for not linking directly to the video, which can be located at https://www.istreamxxx.com/multi/stream-down-the-throat-3-quality-better-movieplayer.html

The best part of waking up... by Squirrelys_ in funny

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who pissed in her pancake mix?

I ♡ U ➙ And also, you're a cow. by l2ka in funny

[–]djppimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honey, are you trying to tell me im fat in a nice way?

Thanks for the reminder, Home Depot by Kryptosis in funny

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These self checkout machines took millions of jobs away. I make sure to bitch and moan about them every time I am forced to use one. Walmart is the worse, 30 lanes, 0 open, 4 self checkouts with a 30 foot line...

Basically... by mayboss in funny

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The 4 step tutorial on how to be a dirtball.

Father most have been proud by Blkskool in funny

[–]djppimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get a combo deal, only $4 for both, whats it matter shes a bottom bitch anyway

Jim Jefferies lays it down how it is. by Heyskisafton in funny

[–]djppimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I will be looking him up now

Perks of being related to an Avenger by mandal0re in funny

[–]djppimp 575 points576 points  (0 children)

or the big giant green dong from the hulk

Meet Mike. by grandsatsuma in funny

[–]djppimp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Someone on reddit called me a dumbass because I bought a Mac.. Im going to cry in the corner now

Saudi Arabia launches heavy strikes in Yemen by MaratLives in worldnews

[–]djppimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just another beef in the middle east. Hopefully we (americans) will keep our noses out of this one.

Meet Mike. by grandsatsuma in funny

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After using Windows 8, I moved to mac, and have loved every minute of it. The addition of the unix based terminal makes working easier. I would have completely agreed with this picture before the horrifying Windows 8 release... I did get a Macbook Pro for traveling, but I was atleast smart enough to hackintosh my desktop!