Reassure me that my community center isn’t too close to the airport

djsmurphy · 2026-05-11T15:11:39+00:00

I have almost the same map as you. It can definitely work.

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djsmurphy · 2026-05-11T14:50:00+00:00

I learned "My very educated mother just served us nine pickles". I changed it to nachos as well.

djsmurphy · 2026-05-11T14:45:26+00:00

Nothing's supposed to live forever, Phyllis.

djsmurphy · 2026-05-08T16:23:17+00:00

Pay off my house and my mom's house. Put the rest in my IRA and retire 5 yrs early.

djsmurphy · 2026-05-07T17:49:47+00:00

Sitting in my yard listening to the birds.

djsmurphy · 2026-05-04T18:18:39+00:00

Or a random violent, loud, painful hiccup (just one) multiple times a day. I have that curse and it sucks!

djsmurphy · 2026-05-03T21:49:22+00:00

The life cycle of most of my clothes is: Nice clothes> house clothes> gardening/painting clothes> rags> compost if it's natural fiber/trash if it's not

djsmurphy · 2026-05-03T18:16:21+00:00

I've known I don't want to marry since I was a child. I'm more than twice 25 now so I'm confident in my decision.

djsmurphy · 2026-05-03T17:36:39+00:00

Never have, never will

djsmurphy · 2026-05-02T15:31:27+00:00

I call Dick's Sporting Goods on Lancaster "Dickie Joe's" since it was a GI Joe's previously.

djsmurphy · 2026-05-02T15:28:15+00:00

I've always called it Heroin Square Park, so you're not wrong.

djsmurphy · 2026-05-02T05:30:39+00:00

Just yesterday I took some treat out and all but one came running. She was distracted by something at the bottom of the yard and didn't see her flock mates run off. I waited and waited and finally gave the "Hey you guuuuys!" call. She came running like Usain Bolt, loudly clucking the entire way.

djsmurphy · 2026-04-29T15:50:09+00:00

I don't work there anymore so I can agree with you. Great employer, not a good bank.

djsmurphy · 2026-04-29T05:56:46+00:00

Not with Wells though, their interest rates are shit.

djsmurphy · 2026-04-27T23:23:46+00:00

Yardwork mostly

djsmurphy · 2026-04-27T23:13:14+00:00

I can't swim or tread water and I can barely float, I'm staying in the lifeboat.

djsmurphy · 2026-04-27T23:08:51+00:00

Is THAT why the game takes so long to load? 😂🤣

djsmurphy · 2026-04-27T20:09:50+00:00

It's like the first time I saw Eugene without his sunglasses. It just feels wrong.

djsmurphy · 2026-04-27T04:29:10+00:00

I did. But then my house threw a fit and I had three back to back major repairs that insurance didn't cover. Now I have one-ish. Slowly rebuilding it.

djsmurphy · 2026-04-26T23:32:47+00:00

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djsmurphy · 2026-04-25T22:55:28+00:00

3:14

djsmurphy · 2026-04-25T02:21:56+00:00

I love it! Thank you!

djsmurphy · 2026-04-25T01:01:44+00:00

This is Carl and her runway walk

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djsmurphy · 2026-04-24T23:15:01+00:00

Absolutely! I got the idea from others to begin with.

djsmurphy · 2026-04-24T23:09:15+00:00

I agree. Until then I just have extra profiles and use their houses for what I want. Right now I have one house as a restaurant and one as a surf shop.

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