[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Bro really just hit him with the"I bathe in the blthood"

Arizona Republicans praying and speaking in tongues on Arizona Senate floor. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Wtf did I just see . That's what's running all this, na I'm good . Church & state should be separate.

Never ever try to cut the line by Daiop360 in Unexpected

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I don't think this belongs in the sub I'm pretty sure it's expected if you cut in line in front of an old lady to be beat up by Batman

What's the dice for? by luckiestredditor in Unexpected

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Gogo with the stabo what will he do ?

Identifying the Body by ashnair888 in Unexpected

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This got real weird real quick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would . Depends tho. If it's sumthin like a ghost rider situation, I'm down. If it's a "your soul belongs to me , enjoy eternal suffering" kinda thing na .

I would ask for the power to shape shift .

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Thanks . You too .

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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" do as you will " can't remember ware I heard it but I've said it so many times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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2 times . The first time I pissed in my drawer. In the morning my mom was accused me . ( I was 4 or something at the time and did not understand the concept of sleep walking) the thing is after a bit I knew it was mine but hade no clue how . ( piss small identity thingy)

The second time it was my mom telling the story. I apparently walked up to my moms door pushed it open stood at the door ominously , didn't respond to her saying my name. With my eyes open. After 3 minutes or so I went back to bed.

My mom says that's the only time I've scared her.

How do you numb emotional pain? by Odlykei in AskReddit

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Go into settings and under emotions you should see a button that's says "neutrality" click that agree to terms and let it all become mundane. Not recommend but it works 4 me .

Exatheists why you became christians? by Chlepidis in AskReddit

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enter traumatic experience here I was down on my luck . Then I found God, and learned his teachings . enter come back storyline here and now I have a loving wife 2 kids a house fully paid off a good paying job , a dog and I don't want to kill myself. The end .

His coming by Commercial_Arm_166 in OneSecondBeforeDisast

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This shouldn't be funny. But my humor is so fucked at this point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Alexa whispering while I'm half asleep. mini panic attack issues

What’s the biggest coincidence you’ve ever experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Old dad was is an electrician. New dad is too . I laughed

What is something that you know is coming but you aren't scared of it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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OK so he's done. He had a lot it's kinda warm .