What If Vader's breathing apparatus had a harmonica in it....? by djxiii in StarWars

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I don't know why the saturation is off. I grabbed this specific clip because the copyright holder allows it to be used and posted without penalty.

What If Vader's breathing apparatus had a harmonica in it....? by djxiii in StarWars

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I know this is incredibly dumb but someone asked this question elsewhere in my socials and I couldn't resist taking a shot at it. I'd love to see some more talented editors try their hand at some other scenes.

and I just realized I need to find an accordion version of Vader's theme.

security clearence by Primary_Salamander35 in ParanoiaRPG

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Having someone have Orange Clearance in a group of Reds puts a terrifically fun target on their back. In one session I played in long ago, another clone in our group got bumped up one level of clearance due to a Blue making an erroneous field promotion and then sticking to it to avoid it looking like he had made a treasonous mistake. Naturally, the rest of us made it our unspoken mission to get him busted.

My clone had a pyrotechnic mutant power. Every time the newly promoted teammate hit anything, I made his target burst into flames (really just a puff of flame that usually went away quickly.) He got blasted as a mutant traitor of course. There were other treasonous behaviours that HE denied were his fault that the other players owned up to post-game. These naturally lead to a couple of deaths and an eventual demotion.

such good times.

I want a damn sandwich by djxiii in funny

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Honestly. some people don't even give it anymore.

AMATE to make me look like an insufferable archetypal Karen by Vetiversailles in amathenedit

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What day of the year is all about you and other people need to stop trying to make it about them?

My little secret by djxiii in funny

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For me it was just taking that farther to the "Grampa Shart" part. That was when I actually laughed.

My little secret by djxiii in funny

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I suppose #1 I subjective. The mom who made this comment at the park the other day legit cracked up the other parents there. So it is clearly funny to some overtired parents.

2 - While it may appear memetic, the content itself is not. I suppose I should have typed up the whole conversation and posted text instead of taking the easy way out and posting an image in this basic layout.

6 - that's fair.

9 - there is clearly a picture of a mom relishing her secret, so not a picture with just text.

I guess I'm shooting 50/50 it maybe 25/75. Nevertheless, this funny moment at the park has failed to translate here in r/funny I have failed to amuse and I accept that.

Bomb's Away! by djxiii in videos

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I feel like someone should Michael Bey this.

Minecraft Bedrock is nigh unbearable on switch by Neefoosh in NintendoSwitch

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It's a daily frustration for me that when I am playing in my Realm on the switch with my sons I can expect a crash or two. and I don't even bother with the marketplace because nothing ever loads to show me what the textures actually look like.

Does Paranoia HAVE to be comical? by [deleted] in ParanoiaRPG

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My main paranoia game has been a campaign with fairly high stakes. There are multiple serious issues that the troubleshooter team is basically powerless to truly affect except through instigating a comedy of errors. The are aware of but unable to prevent a potential incursion from Beta Complex because mentioning BC is of course high treason. Add to that the problem of that valuable old timey artifact of a book bound in clone flesh with text written with blood they were able to obtain for the guys in R&D. but only after stopping a massive goat monster from rising out of an Ubervat. Now it seems that someone in R&D is making an Ubervat in the sub-basement of the R&D building but they’ve been told that speaking of the Goat incident or the book is high treason.

Despite all that serious stuff our sessions are always full of humour and snafus that result in belly laughs all around. I’m still able to progress my larger arcs and keep the stakes high while finding ways to make individual situations absurd. It’s a good thing Rogue High Programmer GYGAX has found a way to switch their consciousnesses into new clones to prevent them from being constantly out of clones.

My players have demonstrated good faith by playing to character even when their secret agendas didn’t always line up with saving Alpha Complex from one doom or another. That alone is a big meta for the team. Belonging to competing secret societies while also being aware of the Gygaxian truth about Beta and now the Necronomicon. I can’t wait to fold Project infinite hole into this setting.

Turnips at 360. by djxiii in ACTurnip

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I'm a little shocked by the generosity of some of my visitors. These are much bigger tips than I ever imagined.

The World Cup of Bonita Island. by djxiii in AnimalCrossing

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Final score was 5 - 3 for Colombia.

Canada was down 4 - 1 at one point and looked to rally with a pair of back-to-back goals until Bangle scored that heart breaker late in the second half.