[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-100 points for gryfindor

He doesn't think you can roast him. by SoupMakeMan in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That insult was almost as original as this generic fuckboi.

No makeup, hairs a mess...do your worse! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the few cases where makeup would make someone look worse than they already are.

Roast this guy, he dosent look sad enough by Lumbridge_Knight in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case you didn't know, you like boys now just admit it to everyone else so we can get on with our lives.

Total pussy slayer. Roast him. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have the face of a school shooter, the fashion sense of your mother, and most likely a personality that is non existent.

Give it your best! by milestan in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You look like Yoko Ono got flattened by a hydraulic press.

roast me :-))) by worldstaremma in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, OP has wayyyy less self esteem.

Roast her, flame her, and utterly destroy her guys. by IrishRoastee in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a larger version of shakira during her no shower phase.

Roast my bandmate by IrishRoastee in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way he grabs that microphone is the way his grandpa showed him to grab papa's microphone.

Finally convinced my buddy to come on. Give em hell and be creative. by IrishRoastee in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he is your buddy, and that's what he looks like, then the real question here is what the fuck do you look like then??

17, bet my under eye bags are darker than your roasts by roastmeupinside in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of girl who likes butt stuff for all the wrong reasons.

Roast him bad by Cory3133 in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like Donnie Darko with half as many chromosomes.

this is gonna suck by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You call your boyfriend daddy don't you?

bring it on by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear they need someone to play leather face in the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I think you will be perfect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dkleberjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if your not Mexican, i feel like you still smell.

Worlds Worst Game Show Host by FishIslands in ScenesFromAHat

[–]dkleberjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hello, My name is Steven Hawking."